Band
Name |
My
Inane Commentary |
///seizethemoment. |
///rollseyes. |
3
Colours Red |
all
3 are red? Why not just call yourselves Red? |
A
Band of Horses |
I
checked, there are no actual horses in this band. False
advertising! |
A
Love Ends Suicide |
I
thought death ended suicide, but what do I know? -- oops,
this one was on my other list
too. I just can't stop commenting on it! |
Acid
Horse |
alert
PETA |
All
Shall Perish |
come
on, ALL? |
Audioslave |
rawk
on, dude! |
Befour
Three O'Clock |
Get
it? befour? Like the number? |
Bloodlined
Calligraphy |
If
you just wrote in blood, it would be much easier. |
Born
From Pain |
Their
moms should have had an epidural. |
Brothermandude |
get
a haircut, son! |
Cannibal
Corpse |
doesn't
this mean that this corpse eats other corpses? That's not
very exciting. |
Chin
Up Chin Up |
Buck
Up, Little Camper was probably already taken. Plus, I
hated doing chin-ups in gym class. |
combatwoundedveteran
|
thisnospacethingisreallygettingannoying |
Destroy
Destroy Destroy |
Was
"Destroy Destroy" already taken? |
Destroyer
Destroyer |
I
think "Destroyer" was already taken. |
Die
Princess Die |
It
would be funnier if they had been Die, Princess Di, but
alas they are comma and humor-less. |
Do
Make Say Think |
make
sure you do in that order. |
DRAGONFORCE |
D&DPLAYERS |
Dry
Kill Logic |
Yeah.
What they said. |
five.bolt.main |
what.does.this.mean? |
Heavy
Heavy Low Low |
Really
Really Dumb Dumb |
Hoobastank |
unlike
Chumbawamba or Bananarama, this silly word sounds like
something left over from a public porta-potty. |
Horse
the Band |
as
opposed to Horse the Animal, Horse the Plumber and Horse
the Recreational Drug. |
I
Am Ghost |
Nice
to meet you, Ghost. |
I
Killed the Prom Queen |
Want
a medal? |
Krokus |
a
crocus is a pretty spring flower. It doesn't sound very
metal, even with K's. |
Leaves'
Eyes |
but...
leaves don't have eyes! I would like Leaves Eyes,
insinuating that something leaves eyes lying around
everywhere. That might be cool. |
Life
Without Buildings |
maybe
it would be nice if we just all went camping. Ever think
of that? |
Limp
Bizkit |
sounds
vaguely phallic, even with the poor spelling. |
Love
As Laughter |
uh-huh |
Love
is Red |
We
Work For Hallmark |
Mewithoutyou |
Ican'teventouchthisone |
Misery
Signals |
Captain,
we are picking up misery signals from the other ship. They
are broadcasting the International Signal for Misery! |
Monty
Are I |
So
Monty is a collective that is also you. Well then. |
Morbid
Angel |
Wait,
angels are already dead, so this kind of makes sense. |
Mute
Math |
thank
goodness math can't talk to me. |
My
Dad is Dead |
I'm
glad you are over it enough to advertise. |
Mystic
Prophesy |
how
many prophesies are *not* mystic? Come on, you could have
thought of a better adjective. |
Necrodeath |
come
on-- necro means "death." I guess Necronomicon,
Necromicon, Necro, the Necros, Necromantix etc have
already been taken... |
Now
It's Overheard |
darn
it! Be quieter next time! |
Of
Montreal |
It
might be less annoying if they were actually from
Montreal. |
Queens
of the Stone Age |
I'd
like to see a Neanderthal drag queen. Hey, Neanderthal
Drag Queen would make a good band name! |
Rachel's |
Rachel's
what? |
Rein
Sanction |
huh? |
Rhapsody
of Fire |
yawn |
Scars
of Tomorrow |
that's
awfully pessimistic. |
Severe
Torture |
Can
you even have mild torture? |
Sincebyman |
I'massumingthisisabiblicalreferencebutevensoitsucks. |
Sirens
Sister |
Apostrophes
are your friends. |
Slint |
this
is not a real word. |
Slunt |
neither
is this. |
Sparklehorse |
Sounds
like a My Little Pony reject |
Staind |
Proper
spelling is cool, people! Use it! |
Stone
Temple Pilots |
Yay.
Your initials are STP. Yippee. |
Strawberry
Alarm Clock |
trippy,
maaaaan |
Suffocate
Faster |
I'm
trying, OK? |
Suicide
Silence |
Today's
program brought to you by the Letter S. |
Sunn
O))) |
Do
you pronounce the 0))) part, or does it just look like the
sun? |
Tech
N9ne |
Come on, a 9 doesn't even look like an "i." You should
pronounce this Tech N-nine-ne like Nnnnnniney |
The
Crownhate Ruin |
um…
yeah. |
The
Rose Of Avalanche |
This
sounds randomly generated, and not in a good way. |
These
Arms Are Snakes |
I
hope these arms aren't poisonous. |
Too
Pure to Die |
Get
over yourself. |
Trapt |
Is
this how the Pilgrims spelled it? |
Under
the Influence of Giants |
Did
you smoke them or drink them? |
Velvet
Acid Christ |
We
want to be edgy and be filed near the Velvet Underground. |
Wheatus |
Sounds
like a breakfast cereal |
Yellowcard |
One
half of a Green Card. |
You
Am I |
no
you am not. |