Band
Name |
My
snotty, inane commentary, because I can't help myself. |
!!! |
I
love this band. I really do. This is the band I've seen
live more than any other band! However, as a record store
clerk, it is one of the band names that have given me the most
trouble. According to their website,
"!!! is pronounced by repeating any three repetitive,
monosyllabic sounds. Though the possibilities are endless,
the most common pronunciations are Chk Chk Chk, Pow Pow
Pow, Uh Uh Uh, Etc Etc Etc. The name was inspired by the
subtitles from the film The Gods Must Be Crazy , where
three clicking sounds of the mouth were represented as
!!!." So do you file it under "c" for "Chk" or at the
beginning with the other punctuation marks? Every store is
different! |
#Poundsign# |
though
I am against unnecessary symbols in band names, I guess
the # is appropriate. |
(hed)
pe |
I'm
kind of dumbfounded by this one. |
(smog) |
was
regular "Smog" already taken? |
:wumpscut: |
(a)
what is a wumpscut? (b) does it have something to do with
colons? |
:zoviet*france: |
are
the colons and asterisk really necessary? |
…And
You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead |
this
one's got an ellipsis AND a really long name. Even the
abbreviation (AYWKUNTToD) is way too long! |
00|00 |
According
to their website, this is pronounced "oh-oh-eye-oh-oh,"
which sounds almost like a NKotB song. |
59
Times the Pain |
come
on, you KNOW you wanted it to be 69 times. |
764-HERO |
I
wonder how many fans got stoned and dialed this number? |
A
Gun Called Tension |
Right.
next? |
A
Life Once Lost |
This
might make a good soap opera name. |
A
Love Ends Suicide |
They
should have just used "See me crying while writing in my
blog about how cruel life is. Alas." and been done with
it. |
A
Minor Forest |
when
they grow up, they'll be a Major Forest. |
A
Wilhelm Scream |
Just
one?
|
A
Wish For Fire |
next
time wax your match tips before you go camping in the
rain. |
à;GRUMH... |
how
do you even say this? I thought it was one of those
instances where the special characters weren't showing up. |
Add
n to (x) |
Pretentious,
yet nerdy. |
Against
Me! |
The
exclamation point for extra paranoia. |
alexisonfire |
Alex
is on fire? Alexis on fire? Ale Xi Son Fire? Does it
matter? |
Anal
Cunt |
oooh,
two bad words. Radical. Still... |
Anal
Mucus |
This
is just gross. I can picture this conversation:
mom: Where are you going tonight, Timmy?
Timmy: I'm going out to see Anal Mucus.
On second thought, that might be kinda funny.
|
And
Also the Trees |
yeah,
don't forget them. |
Angel
Corpse |
ok,
this is supposed to present a dichotomy or something. It
doesn't work. |
Architecture
in Helsinki |
This
band has nothing to do with architecture, nor are they
from Finland. |
As
All Die |
I
guess Death and Megadeth had already been taken by other
bands. |
As
Friends Rust |
All
your friends are rusty? Are they robots? That's pretty
emo. |
As
Hope Dies |
I
don't think Hope would appreciate this. |
As
I Lay Dying |
OK,
it's a Faulkner reference, but that doesn't make it any
less angsty and an overall lame band name. |
As
Tall as Lions |
when
you think about it, lions aren't very tall. Let's hope
this is a reference to something I'm just not cool enough
to know. |
Bedlight
For Blue Eyes |
This
makes no sense. It sounds like a reject from the
brainstorming session that spawned Death Cab For Cutie. |
Better
than A Thousand |
would
that be 1001?
|
Between
the Buried and Me |
the
buried are the best secret-keepers. |
Biff
Bang Pow! |
Cute.
Yawn. |
Black
Tape for a Blue Girl |
Red
Tape for a Green Girl would have been what happened when
that chick on Star Trek tried to apply for a passport. I
don't know what this one is about. |
Blood
Has Been Shed |
Over-dramatic,
AND gratuitous use of the passive voice! |
Born
Against |
maybe
they'll get over it eventually. |
Boy
Sets Fire |
this
is what happens when they watch too much Beavis and
Butthead. |
Bullet
for my Valentine |
Oh,
the angst is killing me! |
The
Buried Cry |
only
until their air runs out. |
Bury
Your Dead |
Ok,
I will. Good idea. |
Caustic
Soda |
lye
+ ginger ale. It might clean your bathtub nicely. |
Clap
Your Hands Say Yeah |
Or
don't. It's your choice. |
Cryptic
Slaughter |
If
I'm going to slaughter someone, I prefer a straightforward
approach, myself. |
Deadly
Blessing |
it's
a blessing... but it's deadly! Whoa, hardcore! |
Death
Cab For Cutie |
Yeah,
it's a reference to something obscure. We're not cool
enough to know what it is. |
Elevator
Through |
I'm
confused. Is this a command? |
Enuff
Z'Nuff |
The
Spelling Police are having a field day with this one. |
Even
As We Speak |
Even
as we speak, bands are coming up with lame names for
themselves! |
Every
Time I Die |
I
hate when that happens. |
Eyehategod |
space
violation... and what's with the "eye" part? |
Facedowninshit |
With
spaces between the words, this is just kinda cliché. |
Fear
Before the March of Flames |
If
they only had some punctuation marks, it would violate all
my Laws of Irritation! |
Fordirelifesake |
the
Space Police are making an arrest here. |
Funeral
For a Friend |
Awww,
the Hot Topic angst spilleth over. |
Further
Seems Forever |
Don't'cha
hate that? |
Gentle
Despite |
go
ahead-- finish the sentence. It's ok! |
godheadSilo |
I
just don't get it. Even with spaces. |
Godspeed,
you Black Emperor! |
I
can't touch this one. |
Gorky's
Zygotic Mynci |
ok
then. |
greatdayforup |
even
if this had spaces it still makes no sense. |
Hellogoodbye |
"we
are really, really white." |
Her
Space Holiday |
I
hope she sends a postcard. |
I
Am Kloot |
want
a medal? |
I
Love You But I've Chosen Darkness |
this
is an either/or situation? |
Impaled
Nazarene |
Poor
Nazarene. |
It
Dies Today |
good. |
Jimmy
Eat World |
Is
this a command? |
Kill
Switch...Klick |
Where
to begin? |
Kyuss |
It's
pronounced KY-is (like Caius), but nobody ever says it
that way. Boo. |
Love/Hate |
I
suppose they could have made it LoveHate and I would have
been more annoyed. |
Magnolia
Electric Co. |
Sounds
pretty--- but why? |
Man
is the Bastard |
Glad
we got that cleared up. |
Man…
or Astroman? |
I
know this was the title of an old Sci-fi flick, but as a
band name? Meh. |
Matt
Pond PA |
Is
there really a place in Pennsylvania called Matt Pond, or
are they just trying to be artsy? |
Motion
City Soundtrack |
I
won't accept this band until Motion City votes their music
the Official City Sountrack. |
My
Chemical Romance |
I
told you to stop buying flowers for the rubbing alcohol! |
My
Dying Bride |
why
did you marry her if you knew she was dying? Or... did you
poison her? Ooh plot thickening alert! |
My
Morning Jacket |
it's
in the closet next to My Dinner Jacket. |
Neutral
Milk Hotel |
you're
so indie it hurts. |
No
Use For a Name |
so
clever! They couldn't think of anything good? |
Northern
Picture Library |
This
sounds randomly generated. |
Nothing
Painted Blue |
OK,
this name has actually grown on me. I kinda like it now. |
Nurse
With Wound |
Is
this ironic or something? |
On
The Might of Princes |
I'm
not impressed so far. |
onelinedrawing |
onewordbandname |
Planes
Mistaken for Stars |
Wow.
Deep. |
Plot
to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower |
Plot
To Have Catchy Band Name Failed. |
Rein
Sanction |
It
sounds kind of cool, but makes no sense. |
Say
Hi To Your Mom |
I
want to insert a "your mom" joke here, but I can't think
of anything good. |
Seefeel |
sounds
like Indian food. |
Septic
Death |
at
least the death isn't aseptic. Of course, if you're dead,
you don't really have to worry about germs now, do you?
Maybe they took Bury Your Dead's advice! |
Six
Organs of Admittance |
can't
I just buy a ticket? |
Somehow
Hollow |
Is
this a place name or a description? |
Soundtrack
of Our Lives |
not
my life, buster! |
Straylight
Run |
The
words sound kind of cool together... but do they have any
meaning? |
Texas
Is The Reason |
Cute
irony approaching! |
The
Album Leaf |
and
don't forget it. |
The
For Carnation |
what
is this? This makes no sense!!! |
The
Get Up Kids |
They
listened to a lot of James Brown. You can't tell from
their music, though. |
The
Receiving End of Sirens |
Huh?
Wha? |
the
Rocking Horse Winner |
Did
I just win a rocking horse? Or did the rocking horse win? |
The
Sun Sawed in 1/2 |
you'd
need a really, really strong saw. |
The
Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black |
warning!
semi-obscure actress reference contained in a really long
name! |
This
is Hell |
Hell
is listening to your CD? Not very good advertizing, I'm
afraid. |
To
Rococo Rot |
this
is the sound of pretention. |
Tones
on Tail |
I
picture a bunch of musical notes stuck to a squirrel's
tail. Maybe this is the image they were going for. |
Tora!
Tora! Torrence |
Kinda
like that old movie... only... not. |
Torture
Killer |
does
this mean the killer tortures people? Or does he or she
kill torture? Or is it a command to torture a killer? |
TV
on the Radio |
Is
this like one of those radios that get TV stations on it?
This is one of my favorite bands, but the name… oh the
name… |
Vivisick |
Oh
I get it, like vivisection, only with "sick"! That's
clever! |
Watch
Them Die |
This
band should get together with "As All Die", "As I Lay
Dying" and "Every Time I Die" and have a little
death-fest. |
We've
Got a Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It |
We’ve
Got a Long Name And We're Gonna Make You Say It. |
Where
Fear and Weapons Meet |
Is
this some kind of conference? |
Widespread
Bloodshed |
Somewhat
worse than "Localized bloodshed" but not as bad as a
"pandemic of bloodshed" |
Windsor
for the Derby |
I
feel like I should know what this means, but I don't. |
World
Burns to Death |
Another
"headline" type name-- a little too dramatic for my taste. |
Wrecking
Dead |
I
picture a bunch of corpses driving cranes with wrecking
balls attached. That's kind of a funny image. |