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These
memes have been going around the internet and stuff forever.
I've collected a bunch, and all the variations I could find.
Note: some of them are kind of tasteless, i.e., the "Terrorist
Name" (and the fact that the terrorist name is the same as the
Jedi Name-- are terrorists Jedis?) I've filled in the answers to
what they would be for me on 4/19/2018 (don't worry, they don't
divulge that much personal information)
ACTION
HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you
watched, last food you ate)
Wade Pineapple
BARFLY
NAME: (last snack food you ate + your favorite drink)
Salad Cranberry Juice
BLUES
NAME: (disability + city you were born in + last name of the
person on the currency in your pocket)
Quadriplegic Syracuse Nothing
CARTOON
NAME (your favorite fruit + add "ie" or "y", and an article of
clothing you’re wearing right now)
Pomegranatey Cardigan
- CARTOON
VARIATION (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing
right now + "ie" or "y")
Pomegranate Dressy
CRIMINAL
NAME: (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy
bar)-- this is the same as the
Stripper Name-- do criminals and strippers have similar names?
Jasmine Clark
DETECTIVE
NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Orange Wombat
- DETECTIVE
VARIATION: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Wombat Orange
- DETECTIVE
VARIATION 2: (favorite animal, name of high school)
Wombat Cortland
-
DETECTIVE VARIATION 3: (favorite color, favorite insect)
Orange Firefly
DRAG
QUEEN NAME: (first pet + mother's maiden name)
Emmett Schoenfeld
EASTERN
NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last
name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms
maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of
a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name).
What exactly is an "eastern name" supposed
to be, anyway?
Oricaaa
EMO
BAND NAME: (first word in the top banner ad above, city of the
away team of the last major sporting event you went to/remember)
This uh... the last major sporting event I went to was the
Syracuse Sky Chiefs against I can't remember ca. 1985
EXOTIC
FOREIGNER ALIAS: (favorite spice + last vacation spot visited)
Cilantro Waterville
FASHION
DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left + favorite
restaurant)
Pace Tu y To
GAMER
TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
Orange Rat
GHETTO
NAME: (first 2 or 3 letters of your first name,
-Shawn/Quan/Quita/Niqua, last name of whatever President or
Prime Minister is on the currency you have in your pocket)
Noquita Nothing
GANGSTA
NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Norizzle
- GANGSTA
NAME VARIATION: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
Noraizzle
- GANGSTA
VARIATION 2:( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Big Dig Oatmeal Raisin
- GANGSTA
VARIATION 3: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of
shoe)
Big Dig Slippers
- GANGASTA
VARIATION 4: (favorite beer + favorite car)
Negra Modelo Fiat
GOTH
NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Douchebag
HIPPIE
NAME: (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Banana Willow
ICON
ALIAS: (something sweet within sight + any liquid in the
kitchen)
Raisin Vodka
IRAQI
NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last
name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms
maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a
siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name)
Orbclaa
MOB
NAME (Dad's name, favorite Italian restaurant)
Bill Vinny's
MOVIE
STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your Mum's side, your
favorite candy)
Evelyn Reeses
- MOVIE
STAR VAR 1: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side,
favorite candy)
Frances Reeses
- MOVIE
STAR VAR 2: (favorite snack food + grandfather's first name)
Doritos Sidney
-
MOVIE STAR VAR 3: (first pet’s name + Favorite teacher’s name)
Emmett Levine
NASCAR
NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Sidney Bill
NATIVE
AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Orange Wombat
- NATIVE
AMERICAN VARIATION: (last action you did + favorite animal)
Typing Wombat
NEWSCASTER NAME (your middle name, moms
maiden name)
Hinman Schoenfeld
OPPOSITE
SEX NAME: (name of [opposite sex] friend + phone company you
use):
Justin Sprint
- OPPOSITE
SEX VAR: (name of dad/mom, cell phone company you use)
Bill Sprint
PORN
NAME: (1st pet, a street you grew up on)
Pequeño Seneca
- PORN
VARIATION: (first pet and current street name)
Pequeño Longfellow
-
PORN VARIATION 2: (middle name, father's middle initial,
street you grew up on)
Hinman T. Randall
- PORN
VARIATION 3: (current pet's name, street you grew up on)
Chicken Seneca
RAP
or FLY GIRL/GUY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2
letters of your last name)
No-ch
- RAP
or FLY GIRL/GUY VAR: (1st Initial of 1st name, 1st 2 or 3
letters of middle name)
N-Hi
RAPPER
NAME: ("Lil" + the last thing you ate) -- I'll admit I combed
through a list of rappers known as Lil' _____, and none of them
are known by food items. But anyway...
- Lil' Leftover Christmas Candy
Also,
these have been turned into jpgs now, so here is another
one:
- Boom
Bastard (I kinda like that!)
ROCK
STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
Jarvis Flanders
- ROCK
STAR VARIATION (your first pet & current car)
Pequeño Civic
- ROCK
STAR VARIATION 2:(friend's middle name, street you grew up on)
Kerr Randall
- ROCK
STAR VARIATION 3: (first pet and color of your walls)
Emmett Off-White
- ROCK
STAR VARIATION 4: (favorite candy/dessert + favorite
musician's last name)
Rhubarb Pie Adamson
ROCKSTAR
TOUR: ("The” + Your fave hobby/craft, your fave weather element
+ the word “Tour”)
The Onomastics Rain Tour
SOAP
OPERA NAME:(middle name, county where you were born)
Hinman Onondaga
- SOAP
OPERA VARIATION: (middle name + city where you were born)
Hinman Syracuse
- SOAP
OPERA VARIATION 2:(middle name, and childhood street)
Hinman Seneca
- SOAP
OPERA VARIATION 3: (middle name & city where you live)
Hinman Boston
- SOAP
OPERA VARIATION 4: (middle name + the street you live on)
Hinman Longfellow
- SOAP
OPERA VARIATION 5: (favorite grandmother’s/grandfather’s name,
city where you were born)
Evelyn Syracuse
SOCIALITE
NAME; (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you
partied):
Greeny Delhi
SPORTS
NICKNAME (Favorite car maker, second favorite animal, and "The")
The Fiat Hedgehog
SPY
NAME: (your favorite season/holiday to your favorite flower)
Autumn Violet
- SPY
VARIATION: (middle name and current street name)
Hinman Wadsworth
STAR WARS NAME:(the 1st 3 letters of your
last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Burno
- STAR
WARS VARIATION:(the 1st 2 letters of last name, 1st 4 letters
of 1st name)
Bunora
- STAR
WARS VARIATION 2: (the 1st 3 letters of last name, 1st 2
letters of 1st name, 1st 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Burnosch
- STAR
WARS VARIATION 3: (the first 3 letters of your last name,
first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's
maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in)
Burno Scsyr
- STAR
WARS VAR 4: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters
of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Bur Ald Mor
- STAR
WARS VAR 5: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden
name, and first 3 letters of siblings name)
Burnoschal
- STAR
WARS VAR 6:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name, first 2 letters of middlename and
first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
Burno Hisyr
- JEDI
NAME: (last name spelled backwards, your mom's first name
spelled backward)
Hcrub Arual
- JEDI
NAME VARIATION 1: (First syllable of mothers maiden name +
first syllable of city born in = Jedi last)
Schoen Syr
- JEDI
VARIATION 2:(middle name spelled backwards, mom's maiden name
backwards)
Namnih Dlefneohcs
STRIPPER
NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav candy)
Jasmine Candy Corn
SUPERHERO
NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Green Cranberry Juice
- SUPERHERO
VARIATION: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink,
optionally add “THE” to the beginning)
The Green Cuba Libre
- SUPERHERO
VARIATION 2: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you
drive)
The Orange Honda
- SUPERHERO
VARIATION 3: ("The", your favorite color, favorite fruit)
The Orange Pomegranate
- SUPERHERO
VARIATION 4: ("The", your favorite color, the car your mom
drives)
The Orange Volvo or the Orange Beetle (stepmom is better)
- SUPERHERO
VARIATION 5: ("The", your favorite color, the car your dad
drives)
the Orange Sebring
SUPER
HERO TEAM NAME (The mood you are in, number of pets you own,
and add the)
The Sleepy 6
TERRORIST
NAME (first name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name
spelled backwards)
Hanor Dlefneohcs
TV
WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (your 5th grade teacher’s last name and add
a major city that starts with the same letter)
Carrier Calcutta
WITNESS
PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Julia Tracy
- WITNESS
VARIATION: (grandfather and grandmothers first names)
Frances Sidney
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