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What
are the names that
people should avoid? Which
names grate on your
ears when you hear them?
We all
have favorite names,
and let's face it-- Not too many folks would name a child Bertha or
Delmer these days-- We all have out least favorites too. This is your
opportunity to vent! Be sure to check out our page on Overall Trends you Dislike, too.
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favorite names are even on here, too (what's wrong with Julian, Bess
and Ada?!?)! Please do not
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Thus said... On to
the Names!
Aaron....I
dislike because...I get a headache when I hear
it...it sounds like arrow.
Abigail:
- Abigail/Abby/Abbi,
etc. - as a pre-k teacher I can assure you there are enough Abbys! Yes,
it's cute, but it is no longer different, and spelling it or it's
nickname creatively will not change that.
- I for one
can't imagine anyone under the name of 50 with this name. Abby is nice,
but Abigail is a bit too far, don'cha think?
- I have
always thought Of Abigail as a old lady name. I cant picture it on
anyone who is younger than 100
Abby-a
church---appropriate for a nun
Ada-
Adam:
Just sounds like a dippy kid, the kind who can be goaded into sticking
his tongue on a frozen metal pole, not once but twice.
Addison
- I dislike
the name Addison because it is a last-name and a boy name that MEANS
Son of Adam. It has been taken over for girls despite what the real
meaning is. I also dislike how these name book authors who I once
respected are changing the traditional meanings of names to please
parents who want to give names that mean son of to their daughters and
tell them Addison means daughter of Adam, etc I just don't care for
names for girls that have the word son in it. What's next having a son
and naming him Bobdaughter or Jennidaughter?
Adelaide:
Hey Adelaide, do you want
some Kool-Aid or some lemonade?
ADOLPH, ADOLFO Makes me think of
Hitler.
Adonis:
I seriously suggest not using names from Greek
Mythology. You might as well name your kid Ajax or Daedalus. Unless you
already used those names for his older brothers. And Adonis reminds me
of the word cone.
Adrian: just
seems wimpy to me.
Adrienne: Yo!
Adrienne! Plus so many people insist upon
ignoring the French spelling and pronouncing it Adrian.
Agatha: A
witch witha big wart on her nose, cackling
madly while stirring toad's eyes into her morning oatmeal.
Aidan
- If you're
Irish, fine, if you're not, back off! Stop ruining their lovely names!
- Aiden
/
Caiden - Everyone I know who has
named their son this thinks they
are being unusual ... check it out folks, these names are NOW very
popular and your son will go through school being known as Aiden T. or
Caiden W. - Face it, these are now common names.
- Aidan
and any names that rhyme with Aidan.
There are plenty already, and
putting C, K, Br, or J at the beginning adds pretention, not
uniqueness.
Albert/Al
- Heyheyhey,
it's Faaaat Albert!
- this name
makes me think of grumpy old men
Alec:
Stop beinga smart-alec!
alexandra I
think this name is getting to popular and you
hear it a bit to much now.
Alexia So
you're tired of Alexis, Alexa, Alexandra and
friends, but you still want to call your child Lexi. Yawn. This name
was old and tired before it even became popular. Couple that with the
fact that alexia is also a neurological disorder where the patient is
unable to read. It usually results from brain trauma. Not the best
association for a name.
Alexia/Alexis/Alexa/etc...
Way too popular, and to me it
sounds snooty
Alexis
- Clack,
clack, clatter, no softness to this name at all.
- This is
supposed to be a boy's name, and it's too hard-edged for my taste. It's
not soft and pretty like a girl's name should be.
Alicia:
This is my name and there are too many pronunciations. Is it a-LEE-sha,
a-LEE-see-a, a-LISH-a, a-LISH-ee-a...(etc.). Save everyone the trouble
and spell it how you want it said, even if it's not as pretty.
Alissa (and variants)
- It's too
nasally, sounds really stuck-up.
- There are
just too many ways to pronounce this name. Uh-LISH-uh, uh-LISE-sa,
Uh-LISS-Uh, etc. There are also two billion variations on the name:
Aleesa, Alyssa, Alisa, etc. No little girl wants to have her name
mispronounced or misspelled all the time.
Allegra:
Not only is it an allergy medicine, it has always made me think of a
skin disease.
Allison: I cannot stand this
spelling of the name. Why would you
name your child All Is On? Plus I don't even think the name itself is
pretty.
Aloysius: This has to be one of
if not THE worst boy's name in
existance. In addition to it just sounding horrible in a pretentious
kind of way, it's hard to spell. Finally there's the matter of it being
difficult to say the name without spitting.
Alvin: ...and the Chipmunks
Amanda:
- being my
name, I have heard "You're a man, duh!" way too many times. This is why
I will always be Mandy.
- My name is
Amanda and there are always at least four other Amandas everywhere I
go. "You're Amanda O? No... Amanda M, right?" gets really tiring.
- Sounds
like a cheerleader, and too over used. I had a high school class with
five of them.
Amber:
- She and
her sister Krystle's
glory days were when they made the varsity
cheerleading squad. Unfortunately it was downhill from there.
- This is a
lovely name. Don't spoil it with over use.
- Giving a
person the name of a stone as a name is just a little pretentious, or
at least I think so. That goes for Emerald, Ruby, Pearl, Sapphire,
Diamond, and other similar names as well. It's a little like naming
someone Gold or Silver - it sounds kind of silly. Also, there are lots
of words in other languages that have the same meaning, so there are
alternatives for people that hear the names and think of beauty and
elegance. Just remember, there can be gaudy costume jewelry too, and
that could be another common association...
Amberleigh
or any other "leigh" name: Not
only are these baby names overused
by yuppies with more money than sense, they're also frequently found as
part of street names in pseudo-British "upscale" housing developments
with huge decks, large minivans, and no trees.
Amelia:
mealy sounding.
America:
- creepy...
- There are
more practical ways to show patriotism than naming your child after the
country.
Amos:
Just wait till all the kids in schoollearn about the digestive system
and he can be called Anus for all eternity.
Amy:
- The baby
pops out. "Crud, I didn’t think of a name! Uhh... Amy!" It's
like
a name you use when you can't think of anything or a name used when you
really don’t care what they’re gonna be called.
Talk about
boring. Lots of Amy's are also psychotic. And let's face it- the name
has very babyish qualities to it.
- Okay I
absolutely dispise this name for many reasons. First off its way too
common. Plus when I hear the name Amy I picture a boring annoying girl.
Now I have an aunt Amy and she's an execption to my beliefs as I assume
there are plenty others. Finally I know way too many girls named Amy
that have just been awful experiences even knowing them.
- My name is
Amy, and it sounds to babyish. I would've added another name to it.
Anais:
To me it sounds too much
like "anus".
Anasta-Jah: I had no idea what
this name even was until it was
pronounced. It's a mangling of my favorite girls' name, Anastasia. If
they wanted to give her an alternate spelling, they could have chosen
something like Anastazija or Anastasziya.
Andy:
the kind of guy that is always mooning around
smiling nervously, dropping things, bumping into doors and always gets
stuck fetching everybody's lunch orders.
Angel
- snooty and
pretentious without being cool. It's a nickname, like Muffin.
- This is my
name. I don't like it a lot, but not for the obvious religious
connotations. It's just the fact that for as long as I can remember
people have been spelling it Angle. As in "triangle". Also, whenever I
tell someone my name, they automatically assume it's really Angela or
Angelina or Angelica or WHATEVER. I practically have to show them my
birth certificate to prove it! So, while it's a lovely name and sounds
beautiful, I wouldn't wish it on anyone else.
- Angel is
about one of the most un-masculine names there are, and I've come
across several boys with this name. Of course, the parents think it's
cutesy, but in reality, that little boy is going to be teased every day
of the rest of his life, until he's an adult who can't stand it anymore
and finally ends up going by the nickname Angus.
- what are
angels? Yeah, that's right. They're dead people.
- This name
is also an adjective and no one is really an angel.
- I don't
know where people get the idea that angels are all beautiful women in
white dresses hanging out on clouds with harps, that get their wings
every time Jimmy Stewart rings a bell. In the bible, angels can be
pretty mean; leveling cities and generally carrying out God's dirty
work. Thus said, either way this name seems like an awful lot for a
child to have to live up to!
Angelina:
Way too cutesy. I don't
like it when people as a trend name
their children after a currently famous celebrity, because it just
seems like you're setting yourself up to be let down. What if that
celebrity is no longer famous and your stuck with a recognizable name?
Angus: a seventy-year-old
Scotchman who coughs hard enough to crack
his own ribs but still has that nasty pipe sticking out of his face.
ANN-
- It's just
"an" with an extra N. An apple, an orange. It's a word used to replace
A when the next word starts with a vowel. Who made it a name?
- yep this
is my first name. Bad enough everyone on the planet has this as a
middle name and feels compelled to let me know, then people ask why my
mother didn't give me a "real" first name as opposed to a middle name.
ANNA
ok, it's cute... everyone loves it... lets move on. I had to change my
name because I was sick and tired of being the third, fourth, and
sometimes even Fifth Anna in my math or English class
Annabelle:
Makes me think of a cow
Annalie/Anna-Lee/Annaliese/Annalise:
All of these sound
like "anally" to me!
Annie: Some
poor barefoot farm girl from Oklahoma
dreaming of getting to the big city so she can ride in a taxi.
Arabella:
some disease of childhood that makes red spots
come out on you.
Ariana:
Ariana the Aryan?
Ariel:
a mermaid, or else the thing that lets you pick up
far-off TV stations and blows down in storms.
Art:
sounds like a dog barking.
Asher:
Gesundheit!
Ashley or Jenny incredibly
cliché
ASHLEY
- Ashley/Ashleigh/Ashlee:
First of all, this used to be a man's name. Second of all, it is
entirely WAY too common.
- because i
really think that they are taking over the place.
- Ashley,
Ashleigh, Ashlee-Ashley and any variations. This name is actually
historical and used to be a man's name (Anyone remember "Gone With the
Wind"?), and even then it wasn't so hot. The beginning, "ash", seems to
suggest a person who smokes.
- Extremely
overused, and sounds too much like a dumb blonde; besides, it was
intended to be used as a man's name!
- It is a
boy's name and completely overused for girls!
- Ashleigh/Ashley:
4% of the student population at the school I teach at (400 students)
have this name - boys and girls! Snore. Not very original.
Ashlyn:
Hey, who told you Ashley
was Ash combined with Lee anyway?
Ashton: gesundheit!
ASIA Cultural appropriation is
generally a bad idea. Parents naming
their child this should know that it sounds trashy and uneducated, not
"beautiful" and "exotic". Equally ridiculous-sounding are : DALLAS,
DAKOTA, CHYNNA, etc.
Aspen
- When I
think of Aspen, naturally, I think of mountains. Which is not
altogether bad, except for when it is associated with a girl. Let's
just say I hope she's not well endowed. An example of what one might
hear in the boys locker room: "I saw Aspen's mountains today, guys!"
- anytime
you start a name with and "as*" sound, it's NOT good
Astrid:
sounds like ass-turd.
Attracta: An old Irish name,
used until people realised they
actually had farming on the brain and were naming their daughter 'a
tractor'. Derivative of 'attractive' A lot of my relatives are named
this, (incidentally i live in Ireland)
Atticus: Almost as bad as
naming your kid Scout. It's the name a
creepy old guy should have who lives in a castle on a mountain in
Scotland. And I don't usually think of "Too Kill A Mockingbird", if
that's what you wanted. I think of the word "Attic", or a name that
should be in a Harry Potter book. Not a good association.
Aubrey:
- Only name
your child this if he is going to grow up to be a Scottish Laird.
- It sounds
like the reject version of "Audrey". Maybe a 70 year old lady would
have this name, but I'm pretty sure no other generation under that will
have a name close to that.
- very
unmanly, probably due to it sounding so similar to Audrey.
- Currently
experiencing a modest revival as well as a sex change. Does no one
realize that this is in fact a male name? I mean, etymological
genderbending is one thing but sheer ignorance is kinda annoying...or
amusing, your choice.
August:
August/Augustin/Augustine/Augustina,
I don't care which one
you pick, it's still got the word GUST in it and it's not even going to
work unless your kid was born in August.
Augustus: Augustus Gloop from
the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory
book. Nuff said.
Austin. tired of this name. I
work with young children, and there
must be 50 Austins
Avery:
- reminds me
of the word Ovary.
- rhymes
with slavery?
Avis:
Rental car.
Babette:
somebody's fancy French poodle with pik toenail
polish and pink bows in her hair.
Bailey-
reminds me of a jailer---"Bailiff!"
Bambi:
a deer, and a male deer at that. Tacky stripper
name.
BARBARA To
me, it sounds old and snooty, plus I don't
care for the nicknames barb, makes me think of barb-wire and Barbie
just sounds plastic.
Barbie--nor
Barbara, not even Barbra, as in Striesand and
I think she's great. I can just hear that Berrrrbeeee sound!
Barney:
is anybody actually named this? I picture a
sportscaster unable to ever lower his voice below a bellow.
Bart
- Are you
the farting, annoying, kid named "Bart" off the Simpsons? do you fart
alot? a kid with name will most likely get the nickname "Farting Bart".
Do You want your kids to go through that?
- It rhymes
with fart and also barf.
Bartholomew:
Sounds like "barf" and we
already have Bart Simpson anyway.
Belinda
- All I can
think is: poor Peter McKay...
- This name
does not age well...I am unable to imagine any adult women with this
name. It's the samedifference as a five-year-old named Mildred.
Bella,
Belle: has a bonging, clanging
sound.
Benjamin: I
really don't know why people seem to like
this name. To me it sounds like an old grandfather. In fact it reminds
me of Uncle Ben from Uncle Ben's rice!
Bert:
Bert and Ernie
Bertha
- For me
this name conjures up images of beached whales.
- bertha is
one of those names that would come form down south..i may live in the
south..south carolina to be exact..but come on. someone has to think of
something better than that!
- The
archetypal "naming don't" name. Most people associate it with a loud
old lady. Hopelessly out of date.
Bess-
I know a beautiful, slender girl named Bess, but every time I hear her
name I still think of a big brown and white cow chewing cud in a meadow.
Bess(-ie, -y)- Can you imagine
this name on anyone besides a cow
or a girl living in a trailer park? It sounds so farmyard!
Beth: I dislike the name Beth.
It sounds like a country girl that
gets picked last in… ohh I don’t know, the sport
of
cow-milking.
Betty/Judy: Generic fifties
bubblegum names. Elizabeth's all
right, but their are better ways to shorten it. Judith works well on
it's own.
BEULAH Now this name sounds
like the word "bugle" or the sound of
a note coming out from a Tuba. Sounds like a name you would give to
your pet
Beyoncé: It's just
trashy-sounding.
Bibi: and her little brother
Bullet.
Bill- It's old-man-like. It
makes me think of a pudgy bald man.
Billy Joe Bob: When I hear this
name it makes me think of a
hilbilly. Also at school, it was used way to much just as an example!
Billy Joe Bob did this or Billy Joe Bob did that.
Blaze- What if the kid ends up
being really slow and not very
"firey". What then? Lazy Blaze? Seems like it would be hard to have
this name and not get made fun of.
Bob- I feel that this is a
boring name that brings to mind a
forty-year-old balding accountant.
Boston: Why are people naming
their children after cities? Also
there's the Boston Terrier dog... "Class, I'd like you to welcome your
new classmate, Boston Barker."
Bradley: All I can think of
when I hear this name is the little
metal brads you use to fasten papers together.
Brayden, Braden:
- It sounds
like the action Braiding pronounced Braid en'
- To me it
sounds like a verb pertaining to donkeys and mules. "What's that
noise?" "Oh, it's just old Pedro braydin'."
Brandon-
It’s a name of a
city for one thing, also a surname. It
just doesn’t sound good as a first name at all. It sounds
like
“Branded”, “Brandumb”.
Brandy/Brandi
- Sure, I'll
name my child after an alcoholic beverage! Her brother is Martini!
- Any time
you use the name of a type of alcohol to name your child, you should
wonder where the motivation comes from? What's next? "Come here, Rum"
Braxton:
- "Braxton-Quackston".
Also, sounds like a hillbilly name .
- Did the
mother misread her medical chart? Welcome to the world, Braxton Hicks.
Brenda:
Sounds too much like "benda". Or "blenda".
Brey-
I just think it's strange...Sounds like gray, and
that certainly isn't cheerful. Also, it reminds me of barnacles for
some odd reason, Brey, brackish water, boats...
Brianna: Very
popular in my town and very unappealing,
read or spoken. Is this the female form of Brian? Is the nickname Brie
or Anna?
Brice or Bryce.
While it's gained some popularity in the
past few years, my husband is in his 30's and until I met him I had
never ever met another human being with this name. Why would anyone
torture their child with this horrid name? Growing up, his name was
always mispronounced. People see Brice and assume there has been a typo
somewhere and what we meant was Bruce or Brian. Think about your kid
being picked on "Brice Brice Baby" and other little annoying nicknames.
Or for the rest of their lives people asking for Bruce and having to
constantly correct them.
Bridget:
- This is a
nice name, but do not attempt to use it outside of Ireland.
- Sounds
like birdsh*t or "bridge it." Not at all pretty.
Brie:
As with Colby, this is CHEESE.
Brielle:
sounds like a brioche only softer. I'd like a
crabcake on a brielle with tartar sauce.
Britney, Britni, Brittnie
etc.
- There's
way too many of them. Definently a cheerleader name. Can you imagine
Brittany as an old lady? Didn't think so.
- WAY to
many of them and putrid to boot.
- Brittni-
I dislike this name; it sounds like a snobbish cheerleader who's
obsessed with makeup. Besides, it is butchering the spelling of the
name Brittany, which is beautiful in itself.
- This is my
name...*sigh*. First of all, it's way too common. In one of my sixth
grade classes a long while ago I was known as "Brittany E." because
there were three of us in the class. Second, there are millions of
different ways to spell this. We did presentations in eigth grade in
which we had to give feedback on peices of paper, and 55% the kids in
my class spelled my name wrong. "Brittney", "Britni", etc. The
possibilities are endless. Third, over the age of twenty-five, the
name'll be liked even less. It's great for little kids, but on an
adult...beware, cuteness will have you puking. Fourth, the nicknames.
My little sister calls me "Brat-ney". Fifth (I just keep going...) it
doesn't really have a meaning. I looked up my name and all I discovered
was "a region in France".
- sounds
like bratny
- It's like,
totally a cheerleader name, like, I mean, whatever ya know?
- I feel
that this name is too popular. I can name at least 20 little girls with
this name. I also think that the name is too cute for a 30-year-old
woman.
- Brittney:
I can't picture an older lady name Brittney either and I also think it
sounds like a snobs name.
Brogan:
a SHOE, and a big clunky
one at that.
Brooklyn: Charmless. What's
next, Bronx?
Bruno: strong-arm man who
terrorizes the shopkeepers ito paying
protection money.
Buddy: Since this website is
directed at people naming pets as well
as children, I have to beg. Please no more dogs named Buddy! Same goes
for "Lady." Any all-breed rescue in the country is likely to have 6 of
each at any given time.
Buffy:
It sounds like a dog's name, it ceases to be cute
after the age of five, and she's going to get bad jokes about vampire
slaying for the rest of her life.
Burt -
sounds like somebody burping - "buuuurt...."
Buster,
for a boy (that would seem obvious, but...). The
name seems a concerted effort to force machismo on a child or to
indicate the machismo of the parents (suggesting that one of said
parents feels less than manly). On the other hand, the name also is
used as the beginning of an admonishment. Hey, buster, what are you
doing to my car with that coin? The name substitutes for not knowing
someone's name, as in "Hey, Buster, what are you doing?" Also, Buster
is a nickname, an awful nickname but a nickname none-the-less. This
name should never appear on a birth certificate as anything other than
a last name (and even then should be changed as soon as possible!).
Buzz:
Sounds like someone who sits in front of the TV in
their underwear all day
Camden:
nobody who's ever been in or passed through Camden
New Jersey would want to use this one. Two words: urban blight.
Cadence:
It's what military marching songs are called ("I
don't but I've been told..." you get the drift). That's not a horrible
association, but when I see the name, all I see is Kay- DENSE, the
emphasis being on DENSE. So it makes me think of a bubbly blond
airhead. As with all the overpopular "Kay" names (Kayla, Kaylee,
Makayla, Kaylynn, etc.), I can't seem to say it without slipping into
an exaggerated hick accent, so I can't picture this name on an
intelligent, elegant young woman.
Cailin,
Kaylin, Kailyn,Q'haellynne etc.:
- the actual
irish is cailín and pronounced kinda 'kyle-ye-een' (most
people
cant get the 'ye' in there without sounding like their having a seizure
but irish pronunciation is difficult)
- (1). a
child named this spends half of her life telling people her name is not
KATELYN. (2). It's a flash-in-the-pan made up name riding the coattails
of Katelyn. It has no substance, merely made up of syllables. (3).
Today's adorable little trendy name will die out as quickly as it came
in. Kaylin is the Myrtle and Irving of the new millennium. (4). baby
name books list it as being Irish, so everyone thinks it is... but they
are all totally wrong. the irish word
<i>cailín,</i>
is pronounced /CAW eeleen/ (see Colleen) and means "girl." It's like
naming your daughter "girl," but pronouncing it like "jeerl" to make it
fancy.
Caitlin
- Caitlin/Katelin/Kaitlynne
etc.-over used in places like
america, australia, england. says
cheap to me whereas the irish caitlín is 'catch-leen' and
much
more pretty.
- Caitlyn-
Every Caitlyn I've ever met has been a dumb blonde cheerleader.
- Doesn't
anyone realize that Caitlin is an Irish name? And that the Irish
originally spelled it Caitlin. The same with all the other variations
on Caitlin. Caitlyn, Catelin, Catelyn, Kaitlin, Kaitlyn, Katelin,
Caitlynn, Catelynn, there are so many spellings and they are all WRONG!
Plus then the kid never gets her name spelled right. I cannot stand
this. It drives me crazy all the wrong ways to spell Caitlin. (and I
didn't even list them all!)
- Kaitlyn/Katelyn/Katelynn,
etc ad nauseum Way too common;
when you try a spelling variation
on the same old name, it does *not* make it unique and fresh again.
- Kaitlyn/Caitlin:
Think of an actual spelling sometime, please. It's so overused and no
one ever spells it the same way. I have actually met a Kaetliynn.
- In Irish
Gaelic, this name is NOT pronounced Kate-Lynn. It's more like cot-leen
or coyt-leen. Naming a child Caitlin and pronouncing it katelyn is like
naming a child Juanita and calling her jaw-nitta. It's just wrong.
- I'm just
tired of it
- Caitlyn,
etc.: Unoriginal, plus I'm a Kate who *always* gets called Kaitlyn. (My
middle initial is L, too, so people think it might stand for Lynn.)
- Katelyn,
Kaitlin, Kaytelyinne... I'm
over it.
- Katelyn/Caitlyn/Kaitlin,
etc. I have a friend who named
her daughter this 12 years ago,
before it became popular - or so she thought. Now her daughter usually
has a number of other girls in her class with the same name. Whenever I
heard somebody say they were going to use that name if their baby
turned out to be a girl, I just cringed. You TOO!? Be a LITTLE original!
- Caitelynne:
Another messed up version of Caitlin that was bestowed upon my little
sister. It looks too trendy, very misspelled, and makes people doubt
the pronunciation!
Caleb-
It means dog in the
language it came from. Who would want to
name there little kid “dog”? It’s
demeaning. Add to
that it sounds wimpy and weak. Cale or Kale sounds okay, but having it
end with a “b” really makes it sound horrible!
Campbell: Mmm mmm better!
Cameron:
- It's a
fine last name, but that's it: it should be kept as a last name. It
sounds like camera. Last names should stay last names.
- Kameryn
etc. - All the alternate spellings of the name Cameron is getting way
out of hand. I find this name to harsh for a little girl.
Camille:
- this name
sounds like you are a chamelion except you are camoflaged as a flower.
- This name
just sounds like a stuck up girl, who carse about no one but herself.
Why do you want you daughter to sound like she is stuck up?
Cammi:
thirty-eight-year-old Wal-mart cashier who hasn't gotten over her
cheerleader/homecoming queen complex.
Candida: Means yeast infection!
Candy
- Basicly
its for women who want there daughters to grow up to be strippers.
- This name
should be reserved for food. The name suggests a certain type of
personality which I don't think is flattering.
Carl:
This is a very mature name
for a child and seems well-suited
to older men (basically grandfathers are ok). I also have a distaste
for Carl because it seems every time I go to a gas station or speak
with a mechanic, his name is Carl, which isn't a bad thing, but I'd
rather name a boy after someone more successful
Carly: I cannot think of a less
feminine name than one that starts
with “Carl.” I picture a post-op transvestite who
didn’t want to print new business cards, so he just added a
“y” onto his name.
Carson -This name seems to have
gained incredible popularity
recently and I can't figure why. I believe it's Scandinavian for
'Carr's son,' and the only nickname I can think of is 'Car,' which
seems very wrong to me. -I've also read of people naming their son
Carson because they think it's "hip" and they like the MTV vj Carson
Daly.. could this possibly be true?
Carys:
Reminds me of caries (dental cavities).
Cash: This
is just asking for bullies to steal your
child's lunch money everyday.
Cassity, Chassity:
Cassidy is a name, as is Chastity,
though neither are to my taste. I dislike misspelled names in general,
but this one is the worst one I've seen because it merges two
completely unrelated names in a way that makes me think the parents
wanted one name or the other but couldn't spell it right, or that they
don't know or care that there's a great deal of difference between an
Irish surname and an English virtue name, no matter how alike they
sound.
Cathy:
Ah yes, Cathy with a 'C'. It's never just 'Hi, I'm
Cathy', it's 'I'm Cathy with a 'C'!! It's all you can do not to answer,
'And we care because....?
Cathy, Kathy, Catherine,
Katherine, Cathryn, Kathryn, Kathleen
... get it?? Is that with a C or a K? Who knows??? Also ... Sounds like
"Catheter".
Cathy: All
I can think of is an obese woman.
Cecilia:
this name sounds so old-fashioned. I can't
picture anyone under the age of 60 or 70 with this name.
Celeste
- It rhymes
with “molest”!
- I can't
imagine this name on anyone under 80.
Celia
Way too scientific
sounding for a baby! Knowing that cilia
are tiny hairs on microscopic critters, how can you possibly give this
to a child?
Chandler I'm
not of fan of Must See names (ie Mallory) to
begin with but the case of Chandler is even more ludicrous. Its
supposed to be part of the joke about Chandler Bing's flipped out
parents. Underscoring the humorous nature of the name have been
episodes where the name Chandler is bestowed upon a girl (joke = the
name is wimpy and kinda girly) and where Chandler is called Chauncey
(joke = the name is hoity and silly...like Chauncey). I guess some
people just didn't get it.
CHARISMA I
dislike this "name" because Charisma is not a
name, it's a personality trait!!!
Charlotte-
Drop the “C” and the
“te” and you have “Harlot”,
“Charlotte
the Harlot”. Plus the nick name “Lottie”
is really
bad.
Chase-
Who wants a verb or a noun as a name? Same goes for
Blaze, Summer, December, Autumn, Season, River, Coal, Piper... you get
the point
Chavonne, Shavan,
Chivaughan or any other
bastardization
of Siobhan. It says to the world: 'I can't spell and I'm too stupid to
look up a name in a baby book to get it right.'
Chelsea:
- gives a
chavvy,council-estate feel.think 14 year old mother of three, nike
trainors, lots of jewellry and a white tracksuit.In the same line as
'Mercedes','Chardonnay','Beyoncé' (i actually think this is
a
pretty name and dont mind Beyoncé herself but it's like
Madonna-the connotation would equal bullying for life)
- This is a
pretty girl's name, in my opinion...it's when it's used for a boy that
I dislike it. Even if the name was originally male (I don't know if
that's the case or not, I'm just using it as an example), I can't see a
boy being called Chelsea, at least not with the A at the end. Maybe
with a different spelling, but not like this.
CHERRI, CHERRY, CHERI It's
a fine name if you want your
daughter to be a porn star.
Cheyenne/Shyanne:
It sounds too ugly and hard to be a
name.
Cherry/Angel/Crystal/Apple/Amber/Honey:
They are wonderful
names if you want your daughter to become a stripper.
Cherry-
Why would someone want to name their child after a
food? Fairly sexually suggestive as well.
Cheryl:
It seems like 90% of the time when I run across
this name in books, it is associated with the flighty, spacy "other
woman" in an illicit love affair.
Chester This
name is really geeky sounding and it reminds
me of a chess player and the word fester, which means to rot.
Chet:
Like 'cheat'
CHLOE
- It
reminds me of chlorine, and sounds like blowing your nose.
- In German
klo means toilet. Add an "e" sound at the end and it is like saying
potty.
- This name
seems so "empty". I don't understand its recent popularity. It sounds
like "cloy" which is to hinder, harm, obstruct, or make weary or
displeased by too much of something that is too sweet or too rich.
Chloris-
I have really bad eyesight and sometimes I see letters that aren't
there, if I am really tired. I read this name and thought it referred
to a sexual part of the body that only females have.
Christopher/Christian/Christina...
I dislike all the Chris-Names ,
although I've got friends who are called that way. Neither of them
likes it, because it's way too overused. I personally always mix up
Christoph and Christian, because I just know too many of them. This
name is way too religious for me! There are plenty of pretty names in
the bible, but I wouldn't have to want a "christ" in my name.
Cindy
- Ugh. It's
so ugly sounding and it makes me think of a snobby, bratty girl.
- This is my
own name so I can slag it if I want to – Trust me.
It’s a
bad name to get saddled with. Cyndi Lauper? Cindy Crawford? I can
honestly say they ruined it for all us poor Cindys out there. Please,
parents – don’t name your daughter Cindy! My
husband’s first dog was named Cindy – just as a
side note!
- I really
do detest the name "Cindy." It is a little too popular for my taste,
and the various spellings are unbearable and awkward. There have been
foreign names translating "Cindy" that lose their unique touch once
turned to the American "Cindy." I just can not bear this name.
Claire:
The name is very boring
Claudia-
-
Claudia:
Another name you
just have to string out a bit, Clauuudia. Nauuuusea.
-
The clod
sound just makes
the name unattractive. It sounds clumsy and oafish.
Clay:
It's short for Clayton but
I just can't help but think of
play-dough, red clay, and all variations of clay.
Cleo/Clio: For some reason, this
name just looks very (sexually)
suggestive.
Cletus This
name has too much of a sexual similarity to a
familiar body part.
CLEWELL (we
are told the name is suppose to be Welsh
version for Clarence - Teased Nickname = CLUELESS / don't put such a
curse on any baby
Cody:
how sickly cutesy. "Federal Reserve chairman Cody
Micklewhite denies rumors that he was planning to raise short-term
interest rates..." Doesn't quite work does it?
COLBY
- It's
cheese! And also the COL- makes me think of "cold." I don't think it
sounds like an attractive name at all!
- This is
not a name, it is cheese.
Cole:
It's what Santa brings you
when you're bad. A hard black lump
used in grilling.
Colin: Sounds
too much like colon. Not a nice thing to be
associated with.
Colleen:
I dislike the name Colleen ... favoured by many
americans of Irish descent. Colleen means 'girl' in Irish. How many
people would name their child 'girl'? In fact they'd probably get the
child removed by social services if they did! We don't call children
'fille' (French for girl) or any other form ... just because it's in
Irish doesn't mean you can not bother to name your child properly and
just refer to her by her gender! Spare a thought for those of us who do
speak Irish as it sounds quite strange!
CONCEPCION
This is supposed to be religious but I can help
thinking how someone is "conceived".
Connor: Lacks
character, boring, no depth. Nickname
“Con,” as in “to con?”
Conrad: It
sounds like a reject from Hogan's Heroes.
Corey or Cory:
Reminds me of wh*rey or apple core.
Cornelius: While
I think Cornelia is a beautiful name,
Cornelius is just horrible sounding.
Coty/Cody/Brody/Jody... and
all the famously dubbed 'lil
buckeroo' names. This name doesn't age well. A fifty year old Cody
still lives with his mom and still doesn't own an alarm clock.
Coty -
it doesn´t sound like a real name. Plus, it
sounds like the Swedish word "kota", which means "vertebra"...
COURTNEY
- Cheerleader.
'Nuf said.
- WAY to
many of them and putrid to boot.
- Yawn.
Boring. Another one of those cutesy names. Don't make me sick. I bump
into at least 15 people named Courtney a day and it is utterly annoying
Crews:
It sounds like a crew of sailors to me. Being my name I constantly get
puns.
Cricket If
you want to name your child after a soap
opera--fine. Just please pick a name that is not also an insect!
Crispin:
Snap, Crackle, Crispin!
Crystal:
- It's just
too popular, or at least it used to be, so I wouldn't advise using it -
and I'm a Crystal myself. In elementary school, there had to have been
3-5 Crystals in my grade at the same time, and all of us had to tack on
our last initial or use a nickname so people could tell us apart. Even
then, the nickname strategy often failed - after all, how many
nicknames can you get from this name that aren't variations of
Chris/Kris? And of course, whenever someone would call a Crystal for
attendance, all of us would chorus "Which one?" because there was no
way to tell who it was. The other potential problem is spelling. There
are so many different ways to write it, yet almost all of them sound
exactly the same, so even if you use a creative spelling, in the end a
child with this name is still going to asked, "Are you Crystal with a C
or with a K?" Trust me, it gets old fast. It is a pretty name,
though...just overused.
- I have
only one word to describe this name: redneck!!!!!!!!!!! Also, it is not
a name, it's a jewel, unless of course you're one of those psychic
phone-line people (i.e. Madame Crystal).
Cutter:
A cutter is somebody who
abuses himself out of severe
depression and other psychological disorders, I will never understand
why somebody would name a child something so dark.
Cynthia: This name is
absolutely hideous! This is my name and the
misspellings are so annoying. And, see 'Cindy'. that's my nickname and
I agree with the chic who wrote that! They spell it Syndi, Sindy,
Cyndi. And I've been called Sydney so many times it's not funny.
Daisy:
- Sounds
like a hyperactive dog to me.
- doesnt
this name make you picture an old lady with a huge floppy garden hat
with a daisy stuck in it? well it does to me. or someone who's just a
bit too cheery.
Dakota
- "Hi, my
name is Dakota.", "I love you Auntie Dakota!", "Here is our President
Dakota Whitfield!" Please put the name you want to give your child
behind Auntie or Uncle or President or Senator before you give it to
them, because you never know what your child may grow up to be. I
certainly wouldn't want to but the name Dakota on a college
application.
- I can see
naming your kid after a beautiful place, like Paris or Vienna, but who
wants to go to North or South Dakota?
- I can live
with place names in moderation, if they sound like names and the place
has actual meaning for the parents. But I doubt most parents naming
their children Dakota have even BEEN to ND or SD, and I also feel it's
disrespectful to the Dakota Sioux nation to stick their tribal name on
children willy-nilly.
- Okay, it
was cute for awhile. But it's WAY too common. And I can't see myself
taking seriously anyone named Dakota. Imagine: U.S. President Dakota
Henderson. Dakota Smith, Attorney-at-Law. Doesn't it sound ridiculous?
- Is this a
boy name or a girls? Have all the thousands of people who named their
child this ever even been there? And if they haven't then WHY would
they name their kid this?
- there
seemed to be a point when every second boy was given this name; it
seems as though parents were trying to be unique but ended up being far
too common.
Damon
and Devin: One letter away from
"demon" and "devil". I don't know
why anyone would want to give their kid a name with such negative and
creepy associations, regardless of their spiritual beliefs.
Danielle Without
a French accent it has a most
unattractive sound.
Darla.
I dislike that name because it sounds so OLD! like
a name someone in their 80's would have.
Darlene
-
- 'darleeeene,
hitch up the trailer and get on your best pvc mini. we goin' dancin!
leave the kids with bobbi-ann or bobbi-jo....' TRAILER TRASH
- For some
reason, it just sounds like a drag queen's name.
- Dahleeeene
- sounds like a window cleaning product - Windowlene - in fact any name
ending in lene (leeeene) just sounds plain tacky.
David:
- Please
world - do not name another child David! It's a bland name with the
only redeeming quality of being able to call someone "Davey".
- I keep a
list of how many I know. In a year I got 49.
- As
tolerable as is the David, it should be banned. I was in a class of 15
students of various ages (from 20 to 50), five of whom were named
David. This was not an all-male class (which I think would increase the
odds). The name is a bit dull, and even the Estonian version of Tavi is
tipping over into the too-cute arena.
D'Ann
- This
name screams unwrapped Jolly Ranchers at the bottom of a purse, or
slapping your kids and causing a scene in the customer service line at
Wal-Mart.
Daphne: Makes me thing of Daffy
Duck
Debra- (this spelling) Because,
as someone who speaks pretty
fluent Spanish, it makes me think, "of (the) bra!"
DEBRA / DEBBIE/ DEBORAH The
cheerleader of the 80's. I just think
it's boring due to overuse
DeeDee:
Your daughter just might choose to become
something other than a cheerleader. But a "DeeDee" has NO choice.
Delaney:
Just sounds like the last name of the nutty
family at the very edge of town, the ones in the bright green house
whose mom is 300 pounds and wears fluorescent stretch pants in public
and whose kids look like they never take a bath and live on Kool-aid
and Skittles.
DELBERT I
can't picture a little boy with this name and
it simply sounds like a small-minded old man to me.
Deloris: To
have a name that sounds similar to a female
genital organ..that poor kid..I wouldn't be suprised if this poor kid
legally changes his/her name by the age of 10!
Denise:
- I've never
met a Denise I've liked more than a week. It's a nasal name, and I
suppose these unfortunate women who are named Denise become whiney
because they have to say and hear their names for their entire lives.
- This is
my name. I get "Dennis" ALL the time in school, waiting rooms,
restaurants etc. It is also associated with the Greek goddess of wine.
Great. Also, I was told by a prospective employer when I was young,
"You just don't here too many young people with the name Denise, I
thought you would be 50 years old before I met you!" Nice.
Desert/Journey
A dessert is too hot and
dry to be on and a journey is
usually long and tiring so why would you want to name you child Desert
or Journey:
Destiny
- Destiny,
Desirae, and Sierra. These are
what I call Walmart names. You know,
the names you hear women in sweatpants yelling to their kids at
Walmart. Same goes for Dylan,
Tyler, and
Logan.
- Destinee-
It is my destiny to find this name, as with most "noun names" too
pretencious.
- If you
choose this name for your kid, then you're choosing her destiny as a
stripper/prostitute. What sounds more like reality..."Hey, I'm Destiny,
welcome to Hooters. I'll be your server for tonight." Or, "President
Destiny sets new law: Prostitution is now legal!"
- This name
is waaaaaay overused. I know 13 girls named Destiny, and that was just
in my first 3 period classes in high school.
- Makes me
think of predestination. I'd rather name a kid Free Will. :-)
- Can't
shake the Desitin diaper rash cream connection, for one thing. For
another, I'm not into these revamped Puritan-esque names. They have a
very un-Puritanical effect, if you know what I mean.
- I don't
like this name because it sounds trashy and tacky to me.
- The
Destiny I went to school with got called "density."
Donald
First
thing I think of - duck
Donna-
It sounds so strict, and, in some cases, mean.
Dorcas
Dork...A** . Need I say more? Id like to know who
thought of that one?
DORIS
This name brings to mind an unattractive, boring
older woman.
DOT
This has always seemed to me to be too short,
meaningless and inconsequential. With all the beautiful girl's names
out there I can't imagine having to go through life as just a Dot
Doug:
oh, so macho! The handsome guy with his love handles
fighting a losing and painful looking battle with his skin-tight jeans.
The one who likes to start fights in bars but is always the one
complaining that everybody else is out to get him.
Dustin:
I know a doctor who had a patient named Dustin
Thuhall. Say it out loud.
DWAYNE
- Dwaine:
Children can be so cruel: "duh-wayne".
- I can't
picture an intelligent or attractive man with this name. I, also, just
don't care for the sound of it.
- Knock,
knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!
Dylan/Dillon-
- because it
reminds me of dill pickles and it makes me hungry.
- Oh good
God, I have no idea why I don't like this name. Probably commom-ness an
the dreaded "y" It's especially bad for a girl.
- This name
is overly trendy. I do not like the DILL sound it. I think it is very
soft for a boy.
Earl
This sounds like the noise
you make when you're throwing up.
EBENEZER
What can I say...Scrooge.
Ebony,
the color of a wood. Do we need this as a
name?
Edith: sounds
like "eat it."
EDNA This
name brings to mind an unattractive, mean
tempered older woman.
Eddie:
This is horrible.. but when I hear the name Eddie I
imagine someone who is mentally challenged. Eddie! Stop picking your
nose!
Elijah:
Yeah, it's got some history but....
Eee-lie-juh....sounds kind of ugly.
Ella:
seems incomplete, the tail-end of redneck-sounding
names.
Ellie
- Makes me
think of elephants. I associate Ellie with extremely large women.
- My own
nickname yes, but I get incredibly irritated by people giving it as a
name in it's own right - it isn't!! . Short sweet and unusual nicknames
like this should only come about AFTER having experienced the
humiliation of being christened Eleanor or variant.
Elliot\Elliott
for a girl- NO! I love this
name for a boy! No more unisex names!
I'll give you people ANYTHING! Plus I heard of it being spelled
Elliette, which is even worse to me. So it can have the nickname
Ellie...so what? So can lots of other names that have been
traditionally used for girls, and even a few more unique ones like
Eliana, etc.
ELMER I think of the Elmer Fudd
cartoon character.
Elsie:
I envision this name to belong to an old lady in a
nursing home somewhere – not belonging to someone who is
learning
how to nurse!
Elissa-
Sounds too much like “elicit”, as in
“elicit affair”. It’s hard to spell and
pronounce
because of all the variations of this name, people are sure to be
constantly mispronouncing and misspelling it.
Elizabeth:
The name of every third girl on the planet, and
the middle name of about every other girl on the planet. And they all
manage to be stuck-up. You'd think with all of them out there, you
would meet a decent one, but for me that has not been the case.
ELYSSA
OK, so you've changed the "A" to an "E". You've
taken out the only pretty sound in that name (the Ah) and replaced it
with the harshness of "E". This makes no sense! "Eeee-Lissa" sounds
worse than "Ah-lissa", but either way you look at it, it's a snotty,
harsh sounding name.
EMILY, ELIZABETH I
classify these names along with
Esther, Gladys, Alice, I also knew 3 88 year old women with these
names. And the Queen's name is Elizabeth and she's pushing 80....need I
say more?
Emily/Emma-
It is a cute name, but for like a three year
old. Once they are past five, there is no point in keeping the name.
Its a baby name, nothing else.
Emma:
- way to
common and i don't like the stereotype for the name- in your face.
would never name my little girl emma because the would become emma h or
emma b not just emma.
- this name
(as well as Amy) always makes me think of soiled, leaking diapers. I
can’t help it!
Emory
or Emery- An Emory board is
what you file your nails with.That, to
me, makes it an unattractive baby name.
Enid- It just screams "grumpy
old lady!" to me. I also think the D
ending is kind of harsh.
Enis- It's pronounced like
Ennis, but all I can think of is what
you would get if you added a P to it.
Eowyn and all other LOTR names: if
you're old enough to be having
babies, you're much too old to be so enamored of the whole LOTR schtick.
Eric: Just screams "JOCK!" in my
head.
Erica:
This name puts me in mind of a humongous
weight-lifting woman in a really tight leotard. It seems so tough and
masculine that I would never harness my daughter with such a name.
Erin:
- For some
reason, Erin always makes me think of earrings.
- sounds
like the noise people make while vomiting
Ethan
- Ethan:
something they make you breathe to put you to sleep.
- This just
sounds gross. Also, it conjures up an image of a 7 year-old
with
sloppy brown cords, dirty hair and a snotty nose.
Eugene
- ugly. And
come on, it's a stereotypical nerd name if there ever was one, and
worst possible way. Obvious target for bullying here.
- This is
not a flattering name.
Eunice
- sounds
like Eunuch, not a good connection.
- I can't
picture a child with this. All the Eunices have got to be over the age
of 150, I swear.
Fifi:
Must be a dog.
Finn-
Why anyone would name their child this is beyond me.
It makes me think of fish.
Fiona.
This name just sounds terribly ugly to me.
There's nothing at all attractive about it.
Frances:
Just ugly sounding.
Freddy:
Like Freddy Krueger.
Gabriel:
- Seems like
a girl's name. a BAD girl's name.
- woe to any
boy with Gay as the first syllable of his name.
Gail:
The name Gail reminds me too much of a pail of water and Jack and Jill.
Galena
- This is a
lead-containing mineral. Do you really want to name your child after
something toxic?
- This name
reminds me of "chicken" in Spanish.
Gaylord
-It's
a name that could bring a child hatred & would make a teacher
read
it & say "very funny"
Genesis: She
seems to have an invisible Touch!
George Sounds
like an old farmer to me. Then George of
the Jungle also comes to mind.
Georgia:
It seems too clumsy and reminds me of a character
from an old episode of the Looney Tunes who kept saying "which way did
he go George, which way did he go." Not very feminine and it's becoming
way too popular to be considered original anymore.
Gerald:
- Ugly, old,
silly name. Not good.
- This is
my husband's name, so I can speak honestly about it. I don't like it. I
insist that he go by Jerry, because I dislike Gerald so much. Just the
sound of it for some reason reminds me of a dirty old man. Gerard
doesn't sound as bad to me, but i still don't like it.
GERTRUDE
- This was
my nickname once.. Your child will beat you with bolling balls, frying
pans and anything you can think of.
- Sounds
like gherkins!
- Never met
anyone under 80 with this name, and hopefully I never will!
- Sounds
like a grumpy grandma... It doesn't fit a little girl and the suffix
"-rude" is not flattering for anyone!
Gideon:
Giddy up, Gideon!
Gidget My best friend in
elementary school actually had a cousin
named Gidget. We thought it was hysterical...and we were too young to
even remember the TV show! It just sounds hysterical, like "midget,"
only funnier.
Gil I
Dislike the name Gil because it reminds me of a
fish.
Ginger-
I like it, but that's because I named my girl
rabbit this. It does not sound human to me at all. Annie's stepmother
on 7th Heaven was named Ginger,and I found her to be annoying, even
though I really like that show.
Gladys
- It's a
confusing name for other children to spell or read (speaking from
personal experience I always thought it was pronounced "gladies" as in
ladies not "laddies.
- sounds
like an irritable housewife who probably wouldn't spend any extra money
for Glad trash bags!'
Godfrey-
Frey is the name of a Norse god, so when I see this name I think
“The God Frey”. Methinks this would be in the
category of
over the top and over powerful.
Grace:
What if Grace is everything but graceful?
Grayson
-
- It's a
last name! I hate when people give their kids last names as first
names. Dick Grayson, anyone? Robin from Batman?
- It sounds
too much like "Grease-son" or "greasy". I don't know. It just reminds
me of grease.
Greer:
sounds way too close to
rear.
Greg: Doug's best friend whose
big mouth is always getting them in
trouble. Too dumb to get out when the chairs start flying.
Greta, Gretchen, Margaret: These
are all fine, classic names which
normally I would like. But something about the "gret" sound they share
sounds unattractive, harsh, and grating to me.
Gretchen: I
dislike the name Gretchen because it sounds
like retching...like vomiting. Yuck. Retchin Gretchen.
Gunther
-This seems like an awful heavy and violent name
to pin on a young one. I believe it means something like "war-army" in
German, and even in English it sounds violent with the blatant word
"gun" in it.
GUS
Every movie or cartoon gives this name to the nerd.
Guy:
I really don't like this name. It is so unoriginal!
It's like someone just couldn't think of anything else to name thier
son. Would you name your daughter Girl?
Gwendolyn
- go backeth
from whence thou came thou fiend from the middle-ages.
- I can't
say it without wrinking my face up. It's just horrible sounding.
- I think
this is the most boring name in the world
HAIDEE
- it's my name, but I dislike it because most people find it difficult
to remember, let alone spell and pronounce it correctly. It always gets
confused with Haydee, Heidi, Haide, Hiedi and a myriad other spellings.
Hailey:
- Hailie-in
fact Kailie, Bailie etc.theres
something....incomplete about those
names, that spelling is just....wrong.
- I never
liked this name. It's everywhere now and it's not even that cute. It
sounds like an old lady name to me.
- I used to
think this name was cute until everyone started naming their daughters
this. I just want to vomit whenever I see this name now, spelled
alternately as Hayley (the correct spelling), Hailey, Hay-Lee, Hailie,
Heylee, Haylie, etc. You could always use the similar-sounding name
Hallie/Halle/Haley, or the Greek name Haidee.
Halcyon-name
of a prescription drug
Hank:
sounds like trying to get a goober out of your
throat.
Hannah
- This name
sounds like you are saying "hand a". It's just really nasally sounding
and grating. I knew a German girl named Hannah, but she pronounced it
like "Haun-a," which sounded nicer and more feminine to me than the
American version...
- So many
people like this name and I don't know why. It sounds like a very old
lady name to me.
- This just
seems kind of empty, having heard it so many times.
Happy/Joy:
What if Happy or Joy gets diagnosed with clinical depression?
Harmony: is your trouble-making
kid named this? doesn't go well,
does it? this name makes people expect your child to be good at music.
don't pick this name! DONT DO IT!!! they will get teased!
Harry (Harold) This name is
very old-fashioned and sounds like a
grandfather's name. Harry is also an adj. and kids could be made fun of
with a name like that.
Hazel Makes
me think of hazel nuts. It also reminds me of
an old woman.
Heather:
- It reminds
me of feathers, heaters, and eaters. It's too trendy and sounds like
the girl's easy
- Immediately
when I meet another Heather, I can't even take them seriously because
there have been like 13 others that I have just talked with. -- I
dislike this name because it sounds like the name of a color, not a
person! Also, I went to 5th grade with a girl named Heather Gray. I
coulden't help feeling sorry for her.
- Looks like
"heater"
- This is
the most mundane name, if you like this name, you like every other name
out there, it's that boring, and it's also outdated
Heloise:
Too ominous sounding. Eloise has a much prettier sound and isn't so
heavy. The "H" weighs it down.
Henrietta
That annoying kitten puppet on PBS's "Mr.
Roger's Neighborhood" who always said "meow-meow" this, "meow-meow"
that. Plus I always think of chickens; there is no way around it.
Herman I
absolutely dislike this name to the maximum. Its
just plain "ugly." And it sounds like "her man."
Holly-
While Christmas related it's old and do you
have any idea how many Hollies are out there.
Honey:
- I find it
insulting that someone would say the name Honey would not be taken
seriously. My name is Honey (from birth), and I have had no problem
being taken seriously by anyone because of my name. There are
prejudicies concerning my name, and of course there are women who
misuse it, as in the case of porn stars, and strippers. But I don't
live up to that. I have grown to appreciate why I was named Honey. And
I am proud of who I am. Most men I've met like my name, it's mostly
women who have had a problem with it.
- This
woman will never be taken seriously.
Honor:
"have you been honor..."
"Everyones been honor"
Hope- I've never met a Hope
that wasn't suicidal.
Hortense:
- Come on,
it has 'whore' in it (when said aloud, obviously), for God's sake.
That's a terrible association.
- Sounds
like a stuffy, mean old lady with no friends.
- Not only
is this name ugly in the way it rolls off your tongue, it reminds me of
horse, and why would anyone want to be named after an old nag? This
name seems to be only appropriate on 80-year-old-plus old ladies.
Hortensia-
- it is a
spanish name which means great garden. Not properly pronounced it never
sounds good. also Hortense and Hortensia.
- I know two
people with this name and it sounds just as unpleasant each time I hear
it.
Horton-its
even my own last name! it sounds too British & has kept me from
telling my friends my last name 4 years.
Hunter
- Please
don't name your kids unless they plan on being a Hunter and killing
neighborhood squirrels.
- This kid
will grow up wearing all camo and being a redneck who goes out and
shoots squirells.
- That's
putting way too much pressure on the poor kid to be manly. What if he
doesn't want to kill things?
- What if
your child grows up to be a ballet dancer? Hunter is way too violent a
name to give a child, in my opinion.
Ian
- It sounds
ugly and whining - EEE-AAN! Say it over and over again and it sounds so
weird.
- Eeee-ihn!
Eeeeewwww! that nasal.
- There's
two ways to pronounce it and it's too confusing and boring.
Ida-
- Idaho, as
in "I da 'ho!"
- “I
did this, I did that”. Sounds like a good name for a
narcissist.
Or alternatively, “I dunno?”.
- I think of
a very grumpy old lady!
Ireland: When
there are so many beautiful Irish names,
Irish county names that work as names (Kerry, Clare, etc.), and poetic
names evocative of Ireland (Erin, Tara), why name a baby Ireland? And
spelling it Irelynn, as I've seen a few times, only makes it worse.
Irene:
I was unfortunately named this. Too many people
have used nicknames for me, such as Rene, Arlene, Aileen, etc. It is
annoying and too me it sounds too old fashioned. Plus it supposedly
means "goddess of peace" in Greek. I assure you that a child named this
will never be able to live up to a goddess nor always be peaceful. I
know I am not.
Irving:
- This is
the perennial boring name.
- cranky
little old Jewish guy who yells at kids who cut across his lawn
Isabelle/Isobel/Isabella:
These names translate to "Where is the sh*t" in Hebrew. Why would you
want to give your child a name that basically means 'crap'?. My friend
who is Jewish, informed me about the translation of this name a while
back. I know a few people with these names and I wonder if they would
consider changing them if I told them what it meant in Hebrew!
- I am
Jewish, not fluent in hebrew, but know a few words and "Where is the"
is translated phonetically as "Ayfo ze ha" perhaps with some
imagination one might make a connection to "Iso be la" but there is no
reference to poop, there are probably a number of words for poop in
Hebrew as there is in many languages. I hope you will post my
correction as it would be an injustice to sway someone from naming
their girl with such a pretty sounding name.
Ivan-
Sounds strict and mean.
Ivy: Poison Ivy. Enough said.
Jack - very common now, between
Jacks and Jacksons. Not to mention
the kids who are named John on the birth certificate! For Pete's sake,
in this day and age if you wanna call him Jack, just name him Jack!
It's like named your daughter Jane and calling her Jessica. Huh?
Jackie
- ick! my
name is Jaclyn, and just because there are 50 million other Jackies
people assume that's what i want to be called, and there's absolutely
no correcting them. Plus, it just sounds ditzy and stupid, a
cheerleader name.
- It manages
to insult the nice names Jack, Jacquie, and Jacqueline. Whoever decided
that Jackie is a valid nickname for Jacqueline must know a Jacqueline
that they dislike.
Jacob:
- Seems to
work best in the younger years...Doesn't really stand the test of
time..I think it sounds pretty good if you are 2 years old!
- An okay
name for a boy if you want half the neighborhood to come running when
you call him.
Jacqueline/Jacalyn/Jaclyn
etc.:
- Jacquelyn/Jacqulyn/etc.-
I knew a girl in school whose name was Jacquelyn. Now when I hear the
name, I think: Prep/Cheerleader.
- I think
the worst spelling I've ever seen is Jackalyn-- because when I hear
this name, all I can think of is "jackal" or "jack o' lantern."
Pronouncing the Q, as in jack-wuh-lin sounds even worse.
Jacques:
First of all: what teacher is gonna read this name without a grin
appearing on his/her face? This name reminds me of a ghost that would
haunt a hotel somewhere in Canada or something.
Jade
- This sounds like a stripper's name.
Jaden/Braden/Caden...
- Jayden,
Braydon, Caden, etc. - Too
trendy, and there are too many ways to
spell it. No one wants to go through life having their name misspelled
(I know that from my own experience). And they just sound like brats. I
can't picture a grown man with this name.
- Jaden/Braden/Caden,
also Cailin and Jaylen.These are
the names of spoiled, bratty boys,
to me. As a teacher, these sound like the slackers with too many video
games, who get mostly Cs, and whose mothers will call me at home,
asking if their darling boys can retake the test for which they
“forgot” to study.
- Jayden.
Could parents name their child a name an wimpier than this?
- Jaden/Braden/Caden...
Trendy to the nth
degree. Lacking form, soul and
substance. Take the suffix -aden and throw the latest trendy starting
letter at the beginning. The Garanimals of the naming world.
Jailyn
-- this name actually appears
on the Social Security
Administration's top 1000 baby names for 2003. Did the parents not see
that the first four letters are J-A-I-L? Not exactly setting high
expectations for the kid. Plus all names ending in -lyn are just TOO
trendy.
James - this is on its way to
becoming another Matthew. It's
classic and pleasant sounding, but the sheer number of them is on the
rise, and almost none of the parents want nicknames used. So it's
either Jim, Jimmy, Jamie... or the dreaded last initial to tell your
son apart from the others in his class.
Jamie: Not good because it is so
clearly unisex that it's too hard
to distinguish if it's a boy or a girl
Jamison: how
do you say this? jam-I-sun, JAME-ih-son,
jame-ihs-OWN, jam-EEE-sone. what will be their nickname? jam, jammin,
james (boring), jammy, jamson, sonny, or maybe even amy! its a TOO long
name.
Jamiroquai :
I don't know why the singer guy chose that
name because I can't spell it and it sounds like a disease.
JAN This
makes me think of Jan Brady, a constant,
fighting, jealous little twerp. It also seems to belong to people with
ugly last names, too.
Jane: What
better way to tell a child “I just
don’t think you’re special in any way”
than to name
her plain Jane.
Janet-sounds
like a snobby always gets what she wants
little girl!!!
Jared-
I dislike this name because it sounds like
“Jar head”, it also makes me think of the Star Wars
character “Jar Jar Binx”. It just plan sounds
trashy.
Jasmine Too
many cross dressers and strippers use this
name.
Jason: Entirely
too common.
Jean: This
is a name that should be made illegal. It's my
middle name and I loathe it. It's harsh and makes me think of a woman
with a crewcut. No I don't have a crewcut.. but then again, I rarely
acknowledge any sort of association with this name.
Jenna-
Jenna Jameson anyone, anyone??? Everytime I hear it
I automatically think of the porn star.
JENNIFER
- There are
way too many Jennifers out there. What appeal does that name really
hold, anyways? It's really kind of..blah.
- This is my
name. It was also the name of half of the girls born in 1971.
Furthermore, my last name began with a "W", so by the time the teacher
got to me every year all the nicknames were gone. Jennifer, Jenna,
Jenny, Jen, Jen Anne, Jay and finally me. I got to be "Fer". Most
annoying for the child of vegetarians. Also, all the personalized tacky
items you want to buy as souvenirs as a child were always sold out. I
don't let anyone use this name or any variation of it anymore except in
official capacities where I need to show ID. Sometimes in doctor's
offices I forget what it is when they call me.
- WAY too
common! Why would you name your kid that? To have the same name as
every other girl in school? These are America's Mohamad.
- This is my
name. Though I like my name fine, the fact that it is so overused that
it's often unbearable to me really turns me off to the name. I went to
school with plenty of Jennifers. I go by Jenn now just to distinguish
myself. The thing that's sad is, this name was too popular 26 years
ago, and it's still in the top 30 today! I just want to shout from the
mountaintops to parents DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTERS JENNIFER! As I say on
my site 'Your child is an individual - let her be so!'
- It's been
so common for so long, it's a cliché. And it's not even
pretty.
If you really like the name, use Jenny or the original version
Guinevere instead.
- I think I
must have known 100 different ones in each class all through school.
Very unoriginal.
Jenny:
- It's a
word for a female donkey. Also it's way too common.
- I dislike
the name Jenny because i know like 5 of them.
Jeremy-
- When I was
in fifth grade, there was this kid named Jeremy who was mean to me and
my friends, so we called him Germy, Jerky Jeremy, or Jerkamy.
- My sister
used to say it "Jermy" so now I always think of germs and unsanitary
conditions.
Jessica
- This name
has always grated my ears with the hard "J" and "K" contrasted with the
hissing "s". Whenever I hear people say it they always put a flat "a"
sound at the end, too.
- Very
common and with the nicknames that go along with it, its confusing. You
never know if you should call them Jessica, Jess, or Jessie.
JESUS
(the Hispanic name
pronounced "hey-sues") Why on earth would
you want your child to walk around with the name of Christ? They will
never live up to this name.
Jet:
- “This
is my son Jet and his brother Cab. Oh, and don’t forget their
sister, Boat.”
- Here
Jet....here kitty kitty kitty! What are you going to name his little
sister "Fluffy"?
Jill
I really dislike the name
Jill. It reminds me of a person I
use to know in school who was very strange. Also, it sounds like Silly
and Gel combined.
Jim, Jimmy-
Sounds like a SUV. It’s too light, weak,
and effeminate sounding for a man or even a boy. Plus it’s
way
too common.
Joan Just
strikes me as boring.
JoAnn:
It's the same big smelly lady at the bingo hall, on
a name tag at every pancake house...except when it's a kid trying to
figure out what exactly their initials are.
Joaquin, Rico:
They sound like you're burping or throwing
up.
JOHN / MICHAEL / MARY These
three names are faceless,
emotionless, just very empty of everything, even though classic they
are all so overused have lost all appeal in my eyes
John
- With all
the names in this world, it seems a pity to choose one so mundane. Just
because his father/grandfather/greatgrandfather was named John doesn't
mean you have to pass it on. It's like letting your mother-in-law
choose your child's name.
- This name
is way too boring and way too popular. It's also a nickname for a
toilet.
Johnette:
I don't like the name
Johnette. It is mine. Usually female
derivatives of male names don't work.
Jordan:
- This is an
okay name for a boy, but there is no reason for it to become a girl's
name. Some of the names that converted from male to female a long time
ago really do sound feminine. There is NOTHING feminine about Jordan.
- it sounds
like your going to grow up as a basketball player. when it is a girls'
name, the boys say you are going to marry the boy named jordon who is
in your class. this is not a girl's name.
- There are
two problems with this name. First of all, this is a boy's name, isn't
it? Why name a girl Jordan? Even if it was a feminine name originally,
most people would see the name on paper and think the person with the
name was a boy. Second, this is also the name of a brand of shoes, so I
wouldn't really choose this as a boy's name, either.
- Despite
this being my name I TOTALLY dislike this name.It sounds nothing like
what I am, and it reminds me of fat peeps (of course im not fat). Im
also 1 one of the fastest peeps in my school and i dont know how to
deal with money very well....
Joseph
This name has far to adult sounding for a little boy. The nickname Joey
reminds me of a kangaroo and the nickname Joe is just too plain.
Josephine It's
so old lady-ish and long. You start off
writing it, and you think you're spelling a boy's name... Then you
realize, it's a female name. I would never put my child through this.
She would be Fanny before she was Josephine.
Josh:
Osh Kosh My Gosh it's Josh! do you have the name of
those overalls? josh sounds like you are sloshing through a puddle!
this is a little kid name. its not good for older people.
Jude: All
the Jude's I've know have been shortenings of
Judy. I can't understand why anybody would want to call a wee boy by
such a girly name.
Judith:
It's just plain frightening. Like when you get a
note that says 'Judith wants to talk to you', or 'You need to go to
Judith's office'. Yikes!
Judy:
Judy cutie! Judy patootie! Nudy Judy with the
tutti-frutti booty! My name is Judith, thank you very much. If you need
to add anything to that, you may call me Queen Judith the Magnificent.
Julian.
- glaringly
effeminate goth guy who holes up in his room painting the walls black
and cutting himself, thinks Trent Reznor's way more than a middle-aged
self-absorbed teenager.
- Sounds
like a starving poet who’s kind of lost in life. Feminine.
- Try and
convince me this kind isn't going to get beat up all the time.
Julie:
Ugh, what a spine chiller.
Ya just gotta say Juuuulie, like,
"d'youuu leave?" I dunno, it's something about that Dj syllable that
djeww sound that makes it unbearably jewwy, like chewwy or ooeee gooee,
I could go on and on.
Juliet:
-
This is my
name. I really like being the only Juliet I know, but am constantly
getting the french spelling 'Juliette". I wouldn't really care if my
name was spelled the other way, but I do wish people would spell it the
same way all the time! Of course, I'm always getting the Romeo and
Juliet reference. Although, it would make it really easy if some guy
ever wants to ask me to prom ;) And there is always my favorite song,
Check Yes Juliet. I refuse to go by any nicknames, I'm not Jules,
Julie, Julia, or any other 'Jul' names. Then, of course, there's the
ever occurring love connection with Juliet. Even though it's such a
lovey-dovey name, I'm actually a lot more edgy than my name suggests.
But, I can't get anything with my name on it that isn't custom made. My
name is actually sort of a funny story; my family was having dinner
with some friends when my mom suggested 'Julie', but my
dads-friends-girlfriend misheard and said that she really liked the
name Juliet. In a way, my dads-friends-girlfriend named me :) Amazingly
enough, my parents missed the Romeo and Juliet connection when they
name me. Even better, my older sister is Victoria, so we're like Queen
Victoria and Princess Juliet! It's a very pretty and unique name, but
not overly snobby or outrageous. Perfect for little girls and adults.
Plus, when I played soccer, the coach could yell out my name and have
the emphasis hang perfectly on the end (Juli-ET!). In the end, I like
my name but dislike the references, spellings, and nicknames. Parents,
if you're going to name your girl Juliet, know she will likely be the
only one you know and have the constant Romeo and Juliet thing hanging
over her head. If you hate people misspelling your kid's name, don't
name them Juliet OR Juliette.
-
Actually,
I like this name quite a bit...but the Romeo and Juliet associations
are still there, so I wouldn't consider using it for an actual person's
name.
JUSTIN
- ...and Mr.
and Mrs. Case thought it would be cute to name their kid Justin. Plus
it's already overused.
- This name
is overused, too. It also makes me think of the (horrible) song "Just
In Time".
Kale:
Have 2 students with this name and both a little odd. Also, who would
ever want to name their boy after a leafy green vegetable?
Kaleb, Kody, Kourtney, etc.:
I've heard it rumored that
back in the days of segregation, businesses with a KKK affiliation used
to advertise it to those in the know by replacing C's with K's in the
business names. I always think of that when I see a name that's
traditionally a C name spelled with a K. Aside from that, it doesn't
look Kute to me at all--more like Korny and illiterate.
Kara: Now
c'mon mothers, Kara? As in the cooking syrup or
the country? I take it they've noted the wonderful melodics of the
word-argh. I can't imagine the supper time call through the
hood...Kaaaarrraaaa. Way harsh and unfeminine. Not even masculine. No
one knows what it is, which is the best reason to stop using it.
kasey this
name really annoys me it sounds too girly.
Katie-
- dont
dislike it but prefer Kate, more grown up,prettier plus Katie is more
of a nickname.
- Katie:
pudgy
kindergartner with fat pink chimpmunk cheeks, always giggling and
simpering. Fast forward ten years: the same thing. Fast forward twenty
more years: a transformation! Katie has lost thirty pounds, gotten a
boob job and a nose bob and dyed her hair platinum blonde, but she's
still got the chipmunk cheeks and the girlish giggle!
- It's
just
sort of plain. And anywhere you go, there'll be at least 5.
katy:
this
version of the shortened katherine/katrina/kate/katie is far too
popular. it's my name, and everyone mispells it "katie," "catie" or any
other form possible. there's at least 4 other girls in my school who's
name or nickname is katie, and when people are talking to them, i think
they're talking to me. also, nobody believes that my name is really
katy. they call me katherine all the time and i tell them my birth
certificate says "katy". i love my name, but also, i can't picture even
myself being called katy when i'm over 30. much too cutesy...
Kathy
Reminds me of "catty", and funny, every Kathy I've
ever known was catty
Katie/Megan/Mike/Ryan
-I know at least 10 people of each
of these names. I feel bad for children who have to go through life as
"Katie D." or "Megan without an h" and luckily for me I have only met
one other person with the same name as me.
Katrina:
- I dont
think anyone will use this for a while because of the connection to
Hurricane Katrina but the spelling 'Caitríona' is much nicer.
- sounds
like the cat got stuck in the latrine (which is a proper word for
'toilet')
KAYLA
- I dislike
the name Kayla because it is becoming to common a name.
- So
overused it’s not even funny. Plus, it’s a little
too
“cutesy” for my taste.
- This name
sounds so childish, its like you want your child not to live to see
adulthood when you give someone this name.
- the world
is overflowing with them now
Kaylee,
Bayleigh, Hailea, etc.: I feel
like parents who give these names
aren't taking their daughters seriously enough--they're just pretty
sounds with no meaning or tradition behind them, and I have a hard time
picturing a President Kaylee Lastname or a Nobel Prize winner in
medicine named Bayleigh Lastname.
Kayleigh (or any other
spelling variation) I just
can't
imagine a grown woman with this name. It sounds made-up and is way too
popular. (What are people thinking?)
Keely- The
only thing I think of when I hear this name is
"keel over", which means to faint.
Kelsey-
- My cousin
named his girl dog this, so every time I hear it on a person it is
difficult not to laugh, especially because this cousin had ADHD and
often made up funny songs about his dog.
- Too over
used, sounds too much like Chelsea, it’s too cutesy. It may
work
for a little 5 year old, but what about when the kid is an adult?
- For a boy
it's outdated and think before giving a girl a boy's name because you
think it sounds cute. You aren't the one having to use it for the next
eighty years. It's like you being named Gertrude because your own
mother thought it sounded nice at the time...how would you like it?
Kendall:
This is a brand of motor
oil. What's next, "...and this is my
daughter Pennzoil?"
Kennedy:
that's
right, name the baby after America's most
famous and wealthiest white-trash family. Great.
Kenneth---don't
like the "eth" sound at the end. Not
masculine to me and Ken makes be think of Barbie, the ultimate drag for
a name.
Kieran:
a
Midwesterner's pronunciation of Karen.
Kingston-
Sounds
pretentious to me, and if he doesn't like
it, what nicknames are there?
Kit
It
rhymes with zit and something else equally
unpleasant. What if the poor kid has a serious amount of acne? I don't
like this name because in every state I move to there is a news anchor
named Kit. The child has only one future: News Coverage
Kitty: i dislike the name kitty
because how would you like to be
named after a cat?
Krista My
name is Krista, and people always think it's
Kristen, Kristy, Carissa, Christina, etc. And if they get it right,
they usually spell it "Christa."
Kristi: (My
own name) Makes me feel eternally six-years
old.
Kristin/Kristen
-I
know far too many Kristins too ever
like this name. I also dislike the sound of it, it begins with Kr-
which sounds very harsh. It also sounds like a stripper or a
cheerleader or perhaps a stripper who dresses up as a cheerleader.
Kristina-
It
leaves a bad taste in my mouth and it’s
my own birth name! People tend to want to spell it as
“Christina”, it sounds just like it even though
it’s
spelt with a K so it gets confusing when there’s 5 other kids
who’s names start with “Chris” in the
same class. I
don’t care for the meaning either, it would be fine if I was
a
Christian (as the name means follower of Christ), but I am not. I think
parents shouldn’t name their children religious names because
they don’t know what religion their kid is going to end up
having
when they grow up.
KYLA
This
sounds like an ailment that would cause spots on
your goldfish's fins. Nobody with this name will ever rise above
"office manager." It's especially awful when she's named after her
father Kyle.
Kyla...Kayla...Kylie..Kaylee.
Barf...I just tough a class
of first, second and third graders two summers ago and every other girl
has one of these ubiquitous "K" names. Poor kids. I do not particularly
care for kre8tive names, but to make your daughter just one in a sea of
these choices is beyond lame. So unimaginative.
KYLE
Kyle
is Dwayne's slightly more stable friend. He
wears plaid shirts that strain against his stomach and is 100%
unimaginative.
Kylie it
would be crazy to get your child stuck sharing a
name with Kylie (the singer). I mean what if she took up the same
profession and had the same terrible voice?
Lacy
- It's an
adjective, most often used when describing underwear.
- The name
Lacy seems to be a name that would characterize a ditz of a girl.
Example: Loopy Lacy
Laken
I think this name is from
a soap opera. I think it is way too
masculine to be used for a girl (it is normally a girls' name), yet too
wimpy for a boy.
Lana:
I
actually really like this name, but read it
backwards, and there you have the unfortunate reason why I could never
use it!
Lance: My
wife wanted this name until came up with some
great other names to go with it - Lance Hung, Dick Lance, Max Lance,
Seymore Lance, Harry Lance, Lance Payne, Able Lance. It sounds too much
like a male porn star. I think it means spear or rod.
Laney:
"Zany
Laney"
Larry So
middle-aged bald guy its unreal.
Latrina:
It
sounds like a female version of Latrine. Who
wants to be named after a toilet??
Laura:
i dislike the name laura because it is so boring
and overused.
Lauren
-
Please,
can we think of a
more boring totally bourgeois name?
-
entirely
too common. I'm in
four classes at college, and theres 2 or 3 different Laurens in each of
them. I've heard the name so often now that it means absolutely nothing
to me. I honestly think I involuntarily roll my eyes when I meet a new
Lauren.
Layla I
think I heard that Eric Clapton song way too many
times when forced to listen to Lite Rock at work.
Leif, Leaf-
First thing I think of are trees, then I think
of Vikings. Don’t get me wrong, I like Leif Eriksson, but it
seems that most folks who do name their children Leif don’t
have
a Scandinavian last name to go with it, so it looks rather odd.
Leigh Or
anything that ends with Leigh. It sounds like a
pair of pants. Meet my daughter Leigh and my son Tuffskins.
Lemuel
- It
sounds pretty bad and when I hear it I picture
a hick with a piece of straw sticking out of his mouth.
Lena Growing
up in Minnesota, I've heard one too many Ole
& Lena jokes to ever take the name seriously again.
Leo:
i
dislike this name cause it makes me think of the
word liar.Plus,it's an astrological sign,why would you want to name
your child after a lion?
Lindsay
i
really dislike the name lindsay. its so ugly
sounding and its too common.
Lisa:
Waay
too nasally, Leeeesa. A what? Car? House? Boat?
Lease a... the name just leaves ya hangin'. Not to mention every fourth
child born from 1960-75 was gifted it. Ugh, it's a strange sound and
when you're introduced to one for the thousandth time, makes your
shoulders instantly slump.
Liz-
Lizard.
Most people don't like lizards or other
reptiles. Why name the kid Liz when you know they'll just get called
Lizard or some variation?
Lloyd This
name is too old fashioned for me and it
conjures up the image of a cantankerous old man.
Logan
- I
dislike this name because it was so common (it
seemed everybody named their son this). Also, even though its not a
long name it is a cumbersome name. I can't imagine having to say this
name on a daily basis. Paired with a equally trendy middle name and
shivers are going down my spine. PS - I hope your child isnt' named
Logan and if he is than I'm truly sorry for being so down on it.
LOLA
- (1) The
male expectation for someone with this name usually lead to
disappointment (2) People react to this name rather strangely
“really?” “ are you a
prostitute?” (3)People
ask if you “know the song?” if they are from the
50’s
it’s “what ever Lola wants” portraying a
she devil,
or the 70’s where the Kinks immortalize the name ,
“LA<
LA< LOLA<” as a transvestite, then in the
80’s Barry
Manilow killed the name with “Cococabana”s drunk
show
girl…..or I hoped he had, but no such luck, Madonna had to
bring
the name back to life! (4) The recent trend to use the name is too bad,
it should die a quick death – I know I’ve lived
with it for
over 50 years. (5) It’s a four letter word and people
can’t
spell it! You end up LOLO (6) It sounds like the word used at Girl
Scout Camp for the latrine, the LALA (7) No child can pronounce it
until they have undergone speech therapy
- It just
sounds like a stripper or showgirl name.
- This name
sounds like a trashy, ugly old woman to me. It also rhymes with "bowl",
and "mole", among other things.
London:
It's
a name for a place, not a person.
London/Brooklyn/Dakota/ pretty much any place name
because
it just
doesn't make sense. Why can't you choose a real name?
Lori
- Lor what?
It's like it stops in mid air. Lor...oh, ee. OKaaay. Anything that
starts with Lor I would keep my children away. Poor Lori sounds like
bad words that are spelled a little different-lurking & luring,
not
to mention it's a rip off of Laurie--and I can't even go there.
- Lori,
Lory- Makes me think of
“Lorikeet” a type of parrot.
- I don't
care for Lori, Lorie, Laurie
... how do you spell it?? Because I
don't like names that can have a variety of "correct" spellings. Why
would you always want someone misspelling your kid's name? Same goes
for Kathy, Cathy, Debbie,
Deborah, Debi, Debra, etc.
Drives me
nuts.
Lorraine:
Yet
another name people probably thought sounded classy, but is more
likely to be pinned to the smock of the cashier down at Wal-mart.
Lou:
- It's
pronounced the same as "Loo" which is the British word for toilet.
- the father
in the stands at the Little League ball game who cusses out the coach
and the ump and all the other team's players and throws a fit when his
boy is benched for bad language.
LOURDES
- In French,
lourd means heavy and that's the image I get when I hear this name, a
heavy little girl... no offense to Madonna's daughter!
- Too hard
to pronounce.
Lucas
-
Mucus, Pukus.
lucifer
- This means
bearer or bringer of light. Satan has not been called by this name
since he was kicked out of heaven. He was renamed to Satan, or Devil,
due to him not deserving such a beautiful name.
- someone I
was talking too was thinking of calling there son Lucifer, why would
you want to name your son after Satan
Lucrezia-connotations
of the infamous poisoner
Lucian/Lucia:
It sounds like luscious!
Luke
= Puke!
Luna
- Some
spacey girl up in a tree, eating magic brownies and saving her
menstrual blood to make a collage to sell at the Feminazi Flea Market
and Craft Show and Drumming Day.
- It brings
to mine someone who's either incredibly spacy or a preachy feminist who
is always going on about "the power of women" and how evil men and the
mass media are.
- I know it
relates to women and the moon, both lovely connotations, but if I were
in elementary school with a girl named Luna I just know I would call
her Looney Luna. Plus it is becoming a popular brand name- there are
Luna health bars for women, and, I kid you not, re-washable maxi pads
with the brand name Luna. A great association, huh?
Lynn/Lynne
-
- Every
girl my age's middle name that isn't Ann or Marie. Yawn.
- stressed
mother of 5 kids and the name's even worse added to the end of
something like Julie-Lynn or something
- It sounds
like a 45 year old woman who has 7 cats and looks like she's 75. Lynn's
face is full of wrinkles and she is more than slightly insane.
MacKenzie
- harsh
sounding
- This
conjures up the image of a snooty sorority chick, a college girl
obsessed with nail polish and sweaters.
- or any
version of. I dislike the surname-as-a-first-name trend and I dislike
boyish names for girls. This is a double MacWhammy of the worst kind.
Maddigan:
I
heard about some poor baby that recently got stuck with this name. I
severely dislike it - its like its meant to be "Maddison" but got
crossed with "cardigan". It's also an Irish family name. A family name
for a first
name = no! Yuck all round!
Madison
- Don't name
your kid from a landmark in New York City.
- What's the
deal with giving your daughter a name with -son at the end? A daughter
is not a son! Plus it's so common that the next time I hear it I know
I'm going to scream!
- colorless,
dull
- I dislike
the name Madison. I feel like asking the mother of a little girl with
that name, "Is your child's last name 'Wisconsin';?"
- This has
got to be one of the ugliest names on Earth.
- Too
popular, yes. Also: As a teacher, I can tell you that most of the
Madisons call themselves Maddie or Maddy. These nicknames sound
“ratty” and downtrodden. Maybe you think you
won’t
use the nickname. But other people will!
- This name
is not pretty at all.
- Every
person I know seems to have a child named Madison. It's the mermaid
name! It just reminds me of the movie "Splash" where Daryl Hannah's
character pointed out Madison Avenue and made that her name. Everyone
seems to forget this!
- Madison/Addison:
Maddy is a very
unattractive nickname for a little girl. It sounds way
too harsh. And Addison always makes me think of an Adder (snake).
- Madison is
the "Jennifer" of the future. I think most people probably
loved this name the first time they heard it (that is how a name
becomes popular). By the tenth time they probably thought it was o.k..
But by the twentieth time, I for one became pretty tired of it. I think
the over use of a Classic or Traditional names is alright. But does
anybody still like the name Jennifer?
- Every
other little girl is named Madison and all I can think of when I hear
the name is MAD AT SON!
- it's a
last name and a boy's name for that matter. I just don't get what
people see in this name. It's so unimaginative.
- MADISON/MADYSON/MADY:
I fear my child will have
to memorize the last initials of all her
classmates because they will all be named Madison!
Madison/
Zoe/ Sky/ McKenna: Um, has
everyone forgotten that there are many
other girls names and you're not limited to these four? Seriously,
every little girl I meet under the age of 3 is named one of these names.
Maggie: Maggie
the haggie, maggot, faggie, magpie,
gaggie... I could go on and on. Used by parents who already have a dog
named Molly.
Mallory
- I've
seen it spelled Malarie, which is just one letter away from Malaria.
- My name is
Mallory, but I prefer to be called Stacey. I'm writing because I wanted
to write about the dislike of my name Mallory. I read a submission on
Mallory, and I agree with that person. This is my name, and I can be
honest about this, I don't like the name Mallory. I don't like it for
several reasons:
1. It's sounds like malady which means sickness or disorder. Who would
name their child sickness?
2. It also sounds like Malaria which is a disease. Why would you want
to name your child after a disease?
3. The prefix "Mal" means bad.
4. Mallory means misfortune. Why would you want to give your child a
name that means misfortune? Often times, I introduce myself as Stacey.
One of the students I went to school with is named Stacey and I like
that name way better than Mallory.
- Total
valley girl who only cares about make-up and cute boys. Either that, or
at the total other end of the spectrum, a complete nerd with frizzy red
hair, freckles, and big thick glasses.
- malorry,
mally, any name with "mal" in it: the
prefix mal=bad, ie.
malodorous, malevolent
- malorie:
one letter away from calorie
MARGARET / MAGGIE I dislike
these names because they have no ring
to them. MAGGIE reminds me of a chubby person, or the baby from the
Simpsons, and MARGARET reminds me of an elderly lady, or the word
"regret."
Marie:
- Marie
as a middle name - why not be an
original? How many people do you
know that have this middle name. As a joke and tounge in cheek, my
daughter calls her male friends .. "Justin Marie", "Carson Marie", etc.
when she is mad at them. Because when your mom gets mad, she uses your
middle name and Marie is the epitome of a middle name.
- Makes me
think of a crotchety old hag. Ah yes, and it does mean “full
of
bitterness and sorrow”.
Maria:
it is a beautiful name until I had 4 Maria's in my class
Mariah:
Everyone
thinks of Mariah Carey now.
Marjorie Reminds
me of the word margarine.
Mark:
which
is my name. Me and just about every other man
my age who isn't called David. There were seven Marks in my first grade
class. And frankly I would have killed to have been called Dweezil.
Martha:Every
time I hear this name I can't help but
picture an unhappy homemaker waiting for her husband George to come
back from the mill
Marvin:
Marvin
the Martian. Enough said.
Mary: Way
too over used plus it means “ full of
bitterness and sorrow”. Who would name their child
“bitter” or “sorrowful”?
Mary Lynn, Mary Alice,
Mary Joe, Mary Sue, Mary Beth, Mary
Ann, etc.: apparently
unbeknownst to the parents who give their
children double-name first names, such monikers go on to haunt their
offspring in ways they hadn't even thought of. Most notably the fact
that rarely does the general public ever remember the second half of
the name, relegating the poor girls to "Mary" for the rest of their
lives. Or, to make matters worse, the last half of the name is
slaughtered beyond the point of recognition of the bearer.
Matilda: I
can't imagine this on anyone younger than 80.
Matthew:
- Cute, but
way too popular. Also, it has the unpleasant teasing nickname of "door
mat."
- Yeah, the
world really needs 15 more Matts in every class.
- Sometimes
it seems that Matthew is the emergency name for new parents who can't
think of any other name. In itself it's a nice name, but there's too
many Matthews.. and what's the deal with the two T's anyways??
- Good
old-fashioned name, except for the fact that there's at least 20 in
every graduating class. Ditto for "David."
Maud: Old-lady names are getting
fashionable now, but this one is just awful.
Max:
sounds like a comic book
character. Max Spaceflyer, here to
save the Earth!
McKAYLA
- The
parents couldn't settle for Kayla, so they had to put a big ugly Mc in
front of it. Mc should be reserved only for last names, and McDonalds.
- Michaela
used to be a perfectly nice name until the people who can't spell
discovered it and took it away to the trailer park.
McKenna: My cousin just named her
newborn daughter this but spells it
Mackena. When I got the birth announcement, I thought the name was
pronounced Mack-ena. It just doesn't sound like a real name to me.
Meg, not
Megan or Meghan, is a less-than-desirable
name.
It sounds like someone is cutting you off mid-sentence. Meg--!
Megan
- Another
very unfeminine name. It sounds too sharp and angry. Plus, the most
dominant sound is “egg,” and who wants to sound
like
breakfast?
- I dislike
this name because it reminds me of a dog, Megan's beggan
- Lost its
funky charm about a billion Megans ago.
Melanie-
Like
melanoma, skin cancer.
Melina/ Malina/ Melena : I
dislike this name as it is a medical
term refering to the passage of blood in the feces.
Melissa
- Sounds too
much like the word molest.
- my name-
sigh! my parents named me this because it was 'unusual'- yes- ok- not!
- This name
is way too common. My name is Melissa, and I don't really like being
known as 'Melissa H.' In fourth grade, there was another Melissa with
an 'H' last name. We both ended with the same letter too! (( a 't' ))
We had to write out our full name on tests since we had the same middle
names. (( Ann ))
Melvin
All I can think of is
taped glasses and pocket protectors.
Mercedes:
PLEASE don't name your child after a car! My
friends name is Mercedes and when she first met us everyone would walk
past her and say vroom vroom and make car noises.
Mersadez:
Bad
enough to name your child after a car. Worse
to spell it phonetically.
Meredith: because
it sounds very stuffy and fluffy. Plus,
I despise the nickname Mere (pronounced Mer)
Merle: I know it is the
Latin word for a songbird, and probably sounded beautiful to parents
100 years ago. Now it's just ugly for a boy or a girl.
Merlin.
A
child should not be saddled with the name
Merlin. I know a child named Merlin, and I feel the parents have
cruelly chosen a name that will draw the animus of other kids and that
sounds like a man in his late fifties-early sixties who bowls two or
three times a week in a league. Even with the medieval interest in that
ole magician, Merlin cannot be redeemed and should magically disappear.
Merrill-
I have an uncle named this, but he must not like
it either, because he uses his middle name. I do like it, but for a
GIRL, probably because of Meryl Streep.
Mia: sounds
like a meow.
Michael and Sara - These have
to be the two most overused names in
the English language, because they are very common for people of all
ages. Please give them a rest and name your kids something more
original.
Michaela/Mikayla/Makaila, etc.: This
name does not suit anyone
over eight. Somehow I can't picture Prime Minister Mikayla, or even
Mrs. Mikayla. It's childish and silly.
MICHELLE
- The name
seems to breed backstabbing and fake tans and peroxide blonde hair.
- is a name
I dislike and it's my own. I'm hearing impaired so I dislike Rochelle
even more. It rhymes with my name and I can't hear the difference. It's
bad enough that there are over half a dozen Michelle's at my work, six
more in class, and now we have "Rochelle's"? Plus, nowadays we like to
change the spelling of everything: nobody spells my name right. So I
urge parents to not use this name, especially if the child is hearing
impaired, the name is too soft sounding, everyone has it, or they are
Rochelle.
MILDRED
- Two Words
“Mildew” and “Dreadful”.
- This name
could be considered a synonym for dowdy! This name is drab and lifeless
and should be happily filed away into the list of forgotten names.....
- This name
calls to mind a severe, plain, boring older woman. Also, I think the
DRED sound is very unpleasant in both sound and association.
Millie-
It's a total old lady name. I can't picture anyone under the age of 75
with this name.
Milo:
a cash crop, along with
soybeans and sorghum.
Mindy:
Mikayla:
I just can't picture a
grown, old lady with this name.
Miranda-
Brings
to mind bananas and stuck-up private
school girls.
Missy:
- Missy:
like the female equivalent of Buster. "Just where do you think you're
going, Missy?"
- When my
mom or teacher was mad at a girl, she would say "LOOK HERE, MISSIE!..."
It just doesn't sound like a name--it's like naming a child "young man"
or "Lady Jane"
Misty
- I missed
you, Misty! This doesn't sound like a full name, more like a nickname.
- This is
more of a unicorn name than a people name.
- I dislike
this name, because it's mine to dislike. My name is Misty Dawn as if
Misty wasn't bad enough. First of all, "hello grandma Misty" ugh.
Second, no one seems to know how to spell Misty (Misti, Mistie, Mystie,
etc). Third of all, everyone had a dog, horse, or cat named Misty, and
feel compelled to tell me about it. Lastly, in the early 80's Porn Star
Jon Holmes dated a woman named Misty Dawn, and I have also been told it
sounds like a strippers name.
- There is
already a submission for Misty. I am writing b/c this is also my name
and like the existing entry mine is also Misty Dawn and have
encountered all the same things like having a horse or dog named Misty
or sounding like a porn star. I wish I could meet this other Misty Dawn
so we could commiserate together about it. Anyway, I want to add one
thing…I met a German girl at a party once and she told me
Misty
(actually spelled Mistie) in German means “lots of crap from
farm
animals”…lovely, isn’t it!
Misty,
Crystal, Amber, Mindy, Dawn, Krissy, and Tammy.
These
names should
be strictly reserved for people who plan to raise their children in a
trailer park and appear on The Jerry Springer Show. They also remind me
of fat, data processors with acrylic nails and crusty bangs, wearing
ill-fitting, faded clothing.
Mitchell To
me,
Mitchell rhymes with too many derogatory
words to ever give credit to nick names, like b*tch, witch, and even
itch...Pronouncing it, it sounds like a gurgle. It's also Dennis the
Menace's last name. Nuff' said.
Molly.
- Molly- I
know too many people who have named their dogs this.
- I picture
a drug using nasty teen who is contantly playing the victim. Better
suited for a dog anyways.
Monty
-
- ...Python?
- It's one
of those names that no one under the age of eighty has, and your kid is
going to get jokes for the rest of his life.
- An old
man's name, or neighborhood bully. I wanted to use the name Montgomery
if I had another son, but then my husband said, "Yeah and we can call
him Monty!" It just turned me off completely.
Morgan:
- Isn't that
a kind of horse? Sounds like "mortgage," too.
- Sounds to
much like morgue, mourning, organ and organism. I wouldn't want my kid
to sound like a liver or stomach.
- Too
"old-fashioned-but-trying-to-be-new". Makes me think of cheerleaders.
- in the
morgue, no doubt.
Myrtle
This name rhymes with
"girdle" and "turtle" which is a
perfect set-up for a child to be teased. Plus it's a little too
old-fashioned and outdated. I can't imagine anyone in the new
millennium naming their daughter this.
Nancy-
- Makes me
think of someone who is homosexual. i.e., the phrase “Nancy
Boy”.
- Nancy A
very common name for people over 40! Too dated. Maybe it’ll
come
around again in time for your grandkids, but for now it’s
just
stale.
- the name
reminds me of a not very nice person, someone cynical
Naomi
--
- My
stepdaughter's name. I didn't mind it until a friend pointed out that
it was "I moan" backwards. It also bothers me when mispronounced.
- I also
hate my own name, Naomi. It sounds like a wimp and I am a very strong
person. Also, everybody mispronounces it. Even though the second letter
is a
long "a" sound, everyone changes it to a long "i" and calls me Niomi. I
have never understood why people do this, but I loathe it.
- Although
this lovely sounding name trips off of the tongue nicely, all I can
think of is "Naomi cried for her children," from the Bible. Too dark.
Natalie-
- Sounds
like an adverb to me, as in "he was nattily dressed." Not that that's a
bad thing, but it just doesn't sound like a name.
- Makes me
think of those pesky little flying insects that get into your eyes
- The name
always seemed awfully nasal-sounding to me. Kind of whiny.
- I admit
this my name and most the time I love it but I always got stuck with
Nat as a nickname. Kids DON'T like being named after Bugs. Gnat
NATASHA
- On Sesame
Street, there was a little baby monster named Natasha. I don't like the
whole "tash" sound. It's ugly.
- I've never
ever met a nice or smart girl named this. They've all been dumber than
a brick and "witchy."
- Boris, the
moose and the squirrel are all the reasons why, it just sounds like a
joke to me because of that show.
Nevaeh:
First of all, it's heaven
backwards. Isn't that sort of like
naming your child hell? Second, it's way too popular. Everyone who
names their child this thinks they are "so original" but in reality
there are thousands of unfortunate girls with this name. Third, I just
can't imagine a successful working woman or old lady with this name.
Niamh.
- Niamh/Caoimhe/Aoife:
yes, these are actuall
names in Ireland, but we ain't in Ireland, see?
And nobody who isn't first-generation Irish or have a degree in Celtic
linguistics is going to understand why they're spelled so strangely for
the way they sound.
-
(in
relation to first
comment)
Niamh- Neev, keeva, Efa. true- most
americans/australians dont have a
hope in hell of getting these so if not in ireland stick to the
phonetic thing.(even some people here dont get them because of the
relgious divide catholics traditionally gave their children irish names
and protestants avoided them like the plague.even now i know niamhs who
get neem, caoimhes who get ceemHA and aoifes who get offee (think
toffee)
-
No one,
other than naming
nerds like myself, will every pronounce this right. It's completely
impossible.
Nicholas
- Sounds
like Nickel - As*, yet tons of people still manage to like this name
and use it on their kids. And the nickname Nick is boring. Heck, the
name Nick's in NICKname it's so common! And "Nick" reminds me of
"Scar".
- It's just
ugly sounding.
- I
never liked this name, the nickname Nick is even worse. Every 2nd
boy's name is Nick, Nicky, Nicholas. I wonder why people don't choose
to use a more interesting version like Nikoli, Nicoli. This sounds
better to me.
- nicholas/Christopher I
should like them, they're well established classics...yet they have
such a childish feel to them that I have a hard time taking an adult
Nicholas or Christopher very seriously. The short forms are equally
unappealing -- Nick is a ding in a piece of wood and Chris is very fem.
That they are ubiquitous does not help their case.
Nicole
I'm sorry, but having the
word "cole" in your name is just
depressing. Plus, it's way over-used.
Nikita (for
a girl). I know this sounds feminine because
it has the "ita" at the end, but it's a Russian male name!
Nikki
- My name is
Nina but for some reason people always insist on calling me Nikki. It
drives me crazy. After 20 years, I just don't like the name anymore.
- Over the
years, I've come to dislike the name Nikki (short form of Nicole,
Nikita,ect.) because it sounds all cutesy and makes me think of an
attention seeking dolly girl (no offence). Also, whenever I watch a
soap or programme aimed mainly at young people, there seems to be
someone called Nikki.
Norma
This name sounds like a
chubby, big-nosed old gossip who sits
at her telephone all day.
Octavius:
You
know those parents who despise "creative
names" yet still want to be original and classy? Well, this is what
they name their kid, and it usually doesn't go over too well.
Olga:
- One of the
few Russian names I dislike. It reminds me of the word "ogre".
- First of
all it sounds like a old Russian queen, or a hag or something. It
sounds old and musty. Also, there is a girl at my school called Olga
and everyone calls her Old Guy. Lovely.
- Olga/Helga-
Brings to mind a huge
blonde masseuse from Norway or one of those
countries and she has huge scary muscles and a mustache and is saying,
"Olga/Helga break your back now!" or something frightening like that.
Very manly.
Olivia/Olive/Oliver Reminds
of olives (I think they're
good as food, but as a baby name, yuck!). Olivia is getting to be too
popular.
Oliver.
This
has got to be the worst name EVER. It's
wimpy, and sounds terrible. All I see is "Liver."
Olivia:
Reminds
me of Olives, which reminds me of Olive
Oyl (from that old cartoon Popeye). Not a pleasant image!
Ophelia:
A
name that seems to be chosen when the parent
thinks Olivia is too common but still insists on an O name. It seems to
be the only other option.
Osbert:
So
bad it's actually funny. No really, I literally
crack myself up whenver I think of this name. I have no idea, and it's
not even remotely common, but the name just sounds so weird and stupid
that you can't help but laugh at how bad it is.
Oscar:
- Hot dogs
and the Grouch
- Only works
if you're green, furry, gruff-voiced and live in a garbage can.
OSWALD
REMINDS ME OF LEE
HARVEY.....................
Pacifica:
I know a poor unfortunate girl with this name.
Poor little girl – named after a car! (Besides, YOU try
figuring
out a nickname for this poor thing! Paci??? Fic??? Ciffie? Way too
humiliating…)
Paisley-
This
is a material! What's next, "This is my
daughter, Silk?"
Paris:
It's
originally a man's name, people who have read
the Illaid know why, and naming your kid after a place (e.g. Dakota,
Asia, etc.) sounds trashy.
Pat:
A
female Pat should be illegal. Making Patricia
'Tricia' is even more of a crime. But no female should claim 'Pat'.
It's just 'Pat'. What? Pat a cake, what?? Way to brief the name Pat.
It's has to be in the top 10 plain names on earth.
PATIENCE I'm
sorry, but the first time I heard this name
it belonged to a Patience Whipple and now I think of toilet paper when
I hear it.
Patty: an
invitation to tease - Fatty Patty, Cow Patty,
Hamburger Patty, Peppermint Patty, Patty Duke, etc. ad nauseum
Payne
:this
can only be used once in the case of the late
Payne Stewart the golfer guy. Payne the Pain is not good.
PAYTON/PEYTON
- Peyton-
wait a minute..seyton-macbeth's assistant...satan-the devil...pay-the
bill?...the choices are endless.....
- I don't
like this name because it is a last name. It also sounds like patent
(long "a") which means "open".
Peaches:
The
only time I heard this name, it was put with Honeyblossom, and
sounds like she belongs with Rainbow Brite.
Peter:
- a guy's
sexual organ.
- Reminds me
of peanut butter.
- Just
reminds me of a saying my grandmother always says. "If you have a
mosquito on your peter, whack it off."
Phineas:
sounds like a small bone
in your nose.
Phoebe:
- If I
hadn't heard it spoken on "Friends" before seeing it written down in a
synopsis of the show, I would still be pronouncing it "Phobe" as in
"Phobia"
- Doesn't
this name make you think of the word "fetus"? I can't imagine any woman
under the age of sixty to have a name like this!!
Phyllis:
- Probably
the ugliest name I can think of. A Phyllis was born to be a cafeteria
lady. "Fill us with lunch, please!"
- Super
ugly-sounding. Total "old lady" name, and for some bizarre reason,
immediately makes me think of horses. I doubt anyone would actually
want their name associated with Mr. Ed and the like.
Piper
- This is
something you name an elf or a bird, not a child.
- How can
the poor girl be taken seriously when she’s all grown up? Too
cute, not pretty.
- Like the
pied piper, only female.
- I dislike
the name Piper, it's not very attractive and all I can think of is the
wrestler named Rowdy Roddy Piper. I also can't help thinking of Peter
Piper and his pickled peppers, and also The Pied Piper of Hamlin
playing his tune and all the rats following him. They are all Not very
pleasant images for a sweet little girl!
Pippa
-
in Swedish, this is slang for "having sexual intercourse" - not a very
nice name for a little girl!
Porter: Yes, I have heard this
name before, and I intensely
dislike it. It's the name of the guy who takes your luggage up to your
hotel room, NOT for a baby.
Precious: Appropriate for little
yappy dogs donning rhinestone
collars, and owned by rich, old ladies.
Princess:
- Any child
named Princess will probably think she is one and have the worst
attitude...at least, the Princesses I know do. Save yourself years of
grief and don't name your kid that. You'll end up with a royal pain.
- See
Precious, only larger dogs.
- Sure, she
might be that to you. But she has to put this name on resumes someday.
Priscilla
sounds
like Priss to me.
Purificación -
a Spanish name. I think it´s
horrible to call a little girl "purification", as if she were dirty.
Plus, it makes me think of "purée"
Rachael:
Having
a husband named Michael is no excuse for
that extra A.
Racheal:
This
spelling of Rachel makes you want to
pronounce it Rah-CHEE-ull.
Raelyn-
Two
words: Trailer Park.
Rain In
my opinion rain is too depression to name your
child after.
Randy:
- some
greasy guy at the gas station who tries to sneak looks up ladies'
skirts while they pump gas. Has cut a peephole in the ladies' bathroom
too.
- OK so it
might be alright in the USA but here in Australia he'd be teased
relentlessly. Randy means horny. I wouldnt bestow that on any child.
Rayne
-
We knew someone who named
their kid this. It's been almost a
year, and we still have trouble saying it with a straight face. It's
bad enough to name your kid Rain, but spelling it like this makes it
look like you didn't even know how to spell the word "rain" correctly.
Sad to say, but it seems very "trailer trash"... like Krystal.
And having a videogame character called BloodRayne makes the name even
more ridiculous!
Reagan: Either the little girl
in the Exorcist who twists her head
all the way around while vomiting green slime or a US president who
drifted through his administration letting his wife, his advisors and
an astrologer make his decisions for him.
Rebecca-
- All right, this name is
beautiful, but Becky is not, and it is almost
inevitable that Rebeccas end up as Becky.
- especially
Rebecca Ann- are we all from the trailer park? Everytime I hear it I
picture barefoot, redneck children playing in the dirt.
Reggie:
Everytime i hear this
name, the word "wedgie" comes to mind.
I'd feel bad if the poor kid gets tormented everyday.."Reggie has
wedgie!"
Renee Has always struck me as
the least attractive of the French
names. Also, the accent is usually placed over the wrong 'e' and that
annoys me to no end.
Rex:
Bow-wow.
Ralph
- Nice
meaning (wolf, I think), but sounds like barfing.
- It's
similar to barf.
Rhiannon.
Don't you remember the song? She was a "lady of the night"! Why would
you name your child something like that??
Rhonda: Reminds me of a Jersey
Cow as opposed to a charming little
girl...also, sounds too similar to, "Honda", especially not appropriate
for a heavy set child.
Richard (Dick)
- It's an
ugly name, and most of the Richards I have met were arrogant and mean.
- You may
not choose to call him "Dick," but someone assuredly will!
- Richard --
Way too stiff-feeling! And it makes me think of Richard Nixon who was
corrupt and ugly besides.
- Need I say
why? It's a nice name but with that Dick connection, you're just asking
for trouble
Rikki
too peppy, too cutesy. I
dislike the "i" ending. give your
child something that distinguishes them as a person, not as a
cheerleader!
Riley: Sounds like "rile",
meaning "to anger". Or rifle, which is
almost as bad. It's too masculine to be a girl's name, but doesn't
quite sound like it should be a boy's name either.
Robert/Bob: I cannot stand the
name Robert; it reminds me of a
balding, businessman who sits in a cubicle all day long! But the
nickname is way worse; Bob is a haircut for women, not a cool nickname.
Roberta: It sounds so corny and
strange. It's also kind of stuck up.
ROBIN
- Nickname:
birdbrain.
- Just can't
see this as a name; it's too cute.
Rochelle
Yeah if you want your
daughter to grow up and be a stripper!!
Rocky:
Associated with phrases like "Rocky Landing",
"Rocky marriage" - sounds like the child is doomed to a bad time in
life.
Roxanne-dont
put on your red light tonight
Roy-
The
kid just sounds like a dork.
Rudolph
-
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Enough said.
Roman:
Why
name a kid after a civilization
Rumor-
Last I heard, rumors were bad things, vicious lies
spread about people and just not nice.
Rupert/Giles/Milton/Albert/Gilbert/Grayson:
Try
and
convince me they aren't going to get beaten up daily.
Ruth
- This has
to be one of the most unflattering names I can think of. The
“eww” combined with the “th”
sound make it
unbearable. It sounds too much like “Roof”.
- I know
it's Biblical, but it sounds like the noise a dog makes while barking.
"RUTH!! RUTH!! ROOOOTH!!!"
- I can't
think of a worse name to call a baby, it's so harsh and tongue-twisting
Rylan:
- Sounds
like a cross between Ryan and Nylon.
- "Oh, I
bought this great new winter jacket, it's down-filled, bright blue,
made of 75 percent Rylan and 25 percent Gore-tex."
Sabina:
Why not go for Sabrina and
save yourself the aggravation of
mispronunciation for the rest of your life (and your child's).
Sabrina: It sounds too much like
some really popular names. And it
would be really bad for your child to be called "Sab". It's a car
brand. I could see her classmates now, calling her the newest brand of
Saab car, whatever it would be.
Sadie, sade, etc.:
Reminds
me of sadistic
Sailor
- It's just
stupid! It's like naming your kid "Driver" or "Trucker" or "Pilot" or
"Cabbie" or something equally stupid. It's an occupation. How about
"Secretary" or "VIP" or maybe "Burgerflipper" because that's all
they'll ever be.
- What if
Sailor fears the water?
- because
it's a TITLE NOT A NAME.
Saira:
A withering bellydancer,
missing a tooth, displaying nappy
hair, and sporting an array of gold items that outweighs her.
SALLY WAY overused--it seemed
like every other person in the 60's
-80's was named Sally
Samantha:
- It has MAN
in it. Not even the masculine, Samuel, has man in it, so why should the
feminine? And Sammy is not the least bit feminine sounding/looking,
even if you spell it Sami or Sammie or Samee.
- (My name,
go figure) Its used so much. I greatly dislike sitting in my highschool
class rooms, surrounded by three, or four other Samantha's. For your
daughters sanity, name her something else. I once had 5 Samantha's in
one class, two in which had the name letter to their last names, (one
of them being me) and, we ended up coming up with ridiculous nick names
(Sam, Samantha, Sammy, Chica, And that one girl). I'm not saying
Samantha isn't a pretty name, it is, but it's used so much I don't
understand how I (or anyone else with this name) holds onto their own
mental conditions. Its just frustrating trying to figure out who your
boss/employee/peer/friend/acquaintance is talking to when there's more
than one Samantha in a room. You know what I mean?
- Samantha,
Sabrina, Tabatha - Reminds me of
witches. Who wants to be named
after TV witches, no matter how pretty they are??? I certaninly
wouldn't name my daughter that. I also think they sound "trashy".
Sandrine:
looks a bit like sardine to me.
Sandy: as
a girls name. It is a masculine name
originating from Alexander, as in Alexander the Great, a man. The
female version is Sandra. I wish people would get this right. I've
never personally known a woman named Sandy. I have a cousin named
Sandra, no one in our family has ever called her Sandy!
Sara(h)
- It's my
name and it's not really the name I dislike, it's the pronunciation. I
saw a Bible movie once about Abraham and Sarah and they pronounced it
SAH-rah. (Just FYI the movie was filmed in Iran or somewhere) I think
that sounds MUCH more attractive than SARE-uh...but who's going to
remember, unless you're from a foreign country?Spanish\Mexican girls
named Sara (no H) pronounce it SAH-rah, and even have nicknames
sometimes (Sarita, Sarina, etc) but no matter where you go in America
and no matter what spelling it seems to be "SARE-uh." I do dislike that
no matter what spelling it's common, but I think I might be able to
live with that if I could just get people to say it the way I want!
- Sounds
babyish. A princess in their parents eyes, very SPOILED. One of those
kids who sucks their thumb till they are 9, later sucks their dad's
money away, gets a $4000 drum set or whatever without second thought as
a teenager because their parents are so afraid of the baby tantrums she
throws when she doesn't get her way.
- all
through middle school and high school there were two Sarah's with the
same last name, so they went by "Sarah brown" and "Sarah blonde" for
their hair color.
- WAY too
common! Why would you name your kid that? To have the same name as
every other girl in school? These are America's Mohamad.
- one word-
common! there are 6 sarah's in my year alone!!!!!!!!!!!!! enough said
- People use
this name because it means princess. and okay so who doesn't want their
little girl to be a princess, but it just gets so annoying! Everyone is
naming their daughters Sarah!
- Sara/Sarah:
Again, it's really overused. I'm friends with about 4 different Sarahs
right now, and there is really no convenient way to tell them apart by
name unless you know them. When someone talks about some girl with this
name, you always have to tack on her last name, or at least the last
initial. Though I have nothing against the name itself, the probability
for someone else having the same name and the same spelling is very
high, so it should probably be avoided. For example, right now I know
two girls called Sarah K. And yes, they're both Sarah-with-an-H...so
when they're in the same room, people always call them by their last
names instead. They don't mind, but I'm sure it gets annoying to be one
of many people with the same name.
- WAY too
common. Even if you absolutely love it, your kid won't. They'll have to
be Sara B. or 'Sarah with an h.'
Savannah:
The name Savannah is
undesirable to me; it reminds me of a
monkey people pay 50 cents to take a picture with at the county fair.
Saxony: My English teacher
named her daughter this. It sounds like
a video game character.
Sayward it sounds like seaweed
to my ears and it reminds me of
mental wards!
Scarlett -What
happened? When my peers' mothers became
obsessed with Gone With the
Wind, they just named their
daughters Tara (or occasionally Melanie)! Now little Scarletts abound.
Maybe I just don't sympathise with everyone's favorite procrastinating
southern belle. Plus, I can't warm up to a name that starts with
"scar." And, I automatically think of The
Scarlet Letter.
Scott:
- All the
Scotts I went to elementary school with got called "Snott."
- My name is
Scott and I always disliked the name. A hard time in school with the
rhymes like, "Scotty went Potty on an Enchilade". It also sounds like a
brainless blonde surfer dude.
- I actually
like this for a boy, but I've heard rumors about it being used for a
girl, and that just doesn't work
Scout:
If you are not in To Kill
A Mockingbird, then name your
daughter that.
Seamus:
Shamus
is an old-fashioned term fora private
detective.
Sean: when
i read this name, in my mind i hear "SEEN."
Spell it Shawn/Shaun PLEASE! Same goes for Seamus. SHAMUS is better.
Seraphina:
The
same people who name their kids Atticus and
Gideon like this name. It's like a combination of Sara and Josephina,
and it's supposedly "original" and "unique".
Serenity:
Ladies, please! This is a SANITARY product! A
very good one but that's no excuse!
Shawn-
- Shawn/Sean:
I don't know how to explain it, but it sounds nasely and wimpy in a
way. And whenever I see Sean, I always pronounce it as Seen.
- Rhymes
with “yawn” (as in boring!),
“pawn” (as in pawn
shop) and “con” (as in con-artist). It just strikes
me as a
trashy low class name.
Shelby-
I think this is one of the ugliest names I've ever heard. I read a
children's book once about a turtle named Shelby, and I can't believe
someone would name a baby that. It's just ugly.
SIDNEY (for a girl)
- This
is originally an English name,
and it is definitely originally a BOY's name. The same goes for Adrian,
Ryan, Robin, Lesley and many others, but Sidney is certainly the
silliest example.
Sir :
What
if he is knighted? Sir Sir?
Sierra
- Sierra/Cierra:
This is a perfect name--
for an SUV.
- Sierra,
Ciarra, Cyerra, etc...I can't
stand hearing these names any longer!
I don't think it is a "cute, uncommon name" I have never liked it.
- This name
is not that popular but its getting there.
- I'm sorry,
I can't imagine a grandma with this name, and every time I meet a
little girl with it I think "ooh... over-trendy parents."
Simon:
crooked
lawyer who brags about getting child molesters and slumlords
off the hook. Always sporting a thousand-dollar suit, unshined shoes
and an oily smile.
Sky or
any form of it (i.e.
Skye, Skyie, Skylar, Skylee) I did
really like this name when it was weird and unusual but, it to me is
the new Jennifer or Caitlyn... I have heard of at least 10 kids named
Sky in the last year and a half. and even worse if it is paired with a
witticism like Sky Blue, Sky Balou, Etc...
Skylar: "My name is Skyler
Smith and I'd like to apply for a job
here." Do you want your child to have the name Skyler when they are 80
or even 25 and looking for a job? I think it's cruel and they may never
forgive you. I wouldn't.
Sophie: as in soapy.
Sophie/Sophia- This name always
makes me think of sofa. Or soap.
Neither of them something I'd want associated with my name.
Soren (without the umlaut) - This
is my favorite Scandinavian
name, but there is supposed to be an umlaut making the first syllable
sound kind of like the word "sir", otherwise it sounds like "sore" with
an N at the end and it doesn't sound right.
Spike: It sounds like a porn
star's name, along with Lance.
Stacie/Stacy-reminds me of the
Barbie doll's little sister.
Star
as
a name is also bad because it suggests that the
parents are fame-seeking. It seems to promise a certain Hollywood
mentality. That can't be good.
Starla:
my
own name, don't like it because when I worked
as a dispatcher at a trucking company I'd answer the phone by stating
the company name followed by "this is Starla." They all thought I'd
said my name was Darla.
Stephanie
- I've
always thought this name is really ugly. It makes me think of stuffing,
which I can't stand.
- It sounds
like "Step On Me", and it's too ugly.
- It’s
a ugly name period. Think of the possible nick names child will come up
with: “Step-on-me” or calling her
“fanny”.
- This is my
name, but I am changing it. I have always thought this name is ugly-
sounding and weird. Having the "st" and "f" sounds so close
together is bizarre, and the "uh" sound makes it even worse. I don't
understand why so many people think this is a pretty name.
Steven-
Horrible
name. It’s makes you have to move your mouth in
awkward
ways. The “St” sound is creepy. Think of the words
that
start with the same sound like “stupid”,
“stink”, “stingy”,
“stuck-up”,
“stifle” . Add to that, it’s way too over
used. Any
name that is over used is going to end up being associated with
negative things.
Stuart/Stewart
- This
name, to me, sounds like fart. Also,
the nicknames "Stu" and "Stuie" sound like stew. As in a big pot of
chunky stew. It's pretty common, too.
SUE
- Sounds
like a law suit.
- This name
is so common especially for women born in the 40's and 50's that it
means nothing.
sue
anne- ok people who puts 2 names
together to sound like they came
from the trailor park..i mean no offence, but sue anne and names like
bobby jan, mary ray, and other names that go together just shouldn't be
allowed anymore. that was meant for back in the day when people could
only work on farms.
Summer: Nice
or not, giving a child the name of a season
seems unoriginal to me, especially if they were born in the season
they're named after. (A Spring being born in April, a Summer being born
in June, and so on.) Also, Summer where you come from might be nice,
but someone else's might be hot and humid, or storm season, or any
other number of things, so there are lots of possibilities for negative
associations...not to mention how easy it would be for this girl's
classmates to tease her.
Suzie:
this
is the word my aunt gave us girls to use to
refer to our womanly parts in polite society.
Sybil-obvious
scary movie connotations
Sydney, Sidney:
a crooked used-car salesman. The IRS is
panting to see his records.
Sylvester:
A
puddy-tat! I tought I taw a puddy-tat!
Taffy
Isn't that candy? This is my other daughter,
Snickers, and my son, Rolo.
Tammy: This
is my name and I have been unhappy with it
for years. I have been told (by my husband) that he thinks of it as a
name for strippers or trailer trash. I would change it in a minute if I
wouldn't have to hear about it from my mother for the next twenty
years. I can't even imagine being in my 50s or 60s with this name.
Tanner: I
don't understand the appeal of this name. Aside
from the fact that it sounds wussy, its a word for someone who tans
hides for a living.
Tanya/Tonya/Tawny:
Just
go ahead and buy the child a
stripper pole for her 1st birthday. She may as well embrace her destiny
and start practicing. The association with Tonya Harding
doesn’t
help either.
Tatum
- Sounds
like a sex toy
- It's like
you were eating Tater Tots and then got heartburn...and had to take
Tums.
Taylor:
- I like it
better as a boy's name. Girls have really taken over this one! Seems
very generic, and with no soul.
- Taylor/Tyler
Now girls are being
named this too. This is just so
popular and totally over-used.
- Taylor
and Tyler: These two weren't
particularly great presidents, both of
them pro-slavery, and Tyler joined the Confederacy as an old man. So
why name your baby after them? They are especially bad for girls, for
whom they sound snooty.
- Taylor/Tyler:
Cheesey and so extremely
common. Don’t parents think about
the 10
other male and female versions of each that will be in class with them
some day?
- This is a
place you get your clothes hemmed, not a name!
Tequila-I
asked the NICU staff one day what was the worst baby name that passed
through their department and this was the answer,
Terence:
Terence
the pterodactyl? And the nickname Terry
seems totally unmasculine. I can only image a "Terry" to be a wuss,
apart from Hulk Hogan.
Thomas
: An
important man in producing the modern toilet;
Thomas Crappa. And it's used to much. Thom-as*?
Tia:
It means aunt in Spanish. What if she never has
nieces or nephews? And if she does, “Timmy, Aunt Aunt is
coming
to visit.”
Tiffney:
Even
snobbier sounding than Tiffany.
Tiffany
- Tiffany or
any variant thereof: It sounds to me like a pom-pom princess and for
some reason makes me think of cotton candy, all pink and fluffy but
with no real substance.
- So over.
- This
originally became a name because of the lamps. Someone decided it would
be a cute name. Why would you name your child after a lamp? Or a
jewelry store, for that matter?
- I can't
picture an old lady named Tiffany and I personally think it sounds like
a snob's name.
Tillie.
It's just too old-fashioned. And it sounds too silly. I can't take you
seriously if you're named Tillie. It also sounds like one of those
loner-type girls who get picked on by Tiffany's because they are
wearing plaids with checks.
Timmy/Tim/ Timothy--too
weak sounding. Brings Lassie dogs
to mind and I always thought Lassie was obviously smarter than her
master.
Timothy:
This
name doesn’t look or sound appealing.
And the word "moth" is in it, right in the center of the name! Lovely.
And I can’t help but think "Timmy the toilet" when I hear the
nickname Timmy.
Todd, or Tad, or any T__d
name there is. That name simply
reminds one of an under-developed frog.
Tony:
the body of Tony (Tony the Turk) Turciotti was found
today stuffed into a drainage pipe behind the Mama Mia Pizzeria. Mr.
Turciotti made headlines last year when he was acquitted on federal
racketeering and wire-tapping charges.
Tracey/Casey/Stacey:
Sounds
like someone sneering or
talking through their nose
Trenton
- It's the
capitol of New Jersey!! I can't think of a less romantic or interesting
place on the planet to name a child! OK, maybe Cortland (NY). It also
has the unfortunate side effect of sounding like "trench mouth" to me.
- Why anyone
would name their child after a city in New Jersey is beyond me. The
shortened form, Trent, is unattractive and abrupt.
Trinity
- hard to
say distinctly, comes from a dumb movie, and it was the name of the
company I used to work for.
- I would
assume that someone named Trinity has very religious parents. So maybe
you ARE religious, but do you need to advertise that fact through your
child’s name?
- The
meaning of the name aside, it can sound very pretty...but think about
it for a moment. After the popularity of the Matrix series, how many
people will meet this little girl and immediately think of Neo's
girlfriend? But in general, I think naming people after popular
characters is a bad idea - others will see the name and think of that
character and his/her traits whether you want them to or not.
- Depending
on the way you look at it, this is either a name of God or a
theological concept. Would you name your child Jehovah, Allah, or
Transubstantiation? Didn't think so.
- Its either
over-the-top pious or borrowed from a movie where it served as
someone's screen name. What's next? RedDogg482? What's worse is that in
spite of its heavy religious overtones its tends to bestow upon its
wearer a more tasseled and g-stringed sort of a feel.
Trixie:
fifty-year-old
once-glamorous prostitute missing all her
important teeth.
Tucker: It's one of those names
used by yuppies who want a
"down-home" kind of name. Hello? It rhymes with "Sucker" and another
word that his fellow 5th graders
would be all-too happy to use.
Tyler
- I know at
least twenty Tylers, meeting a few more each month. I espsecially hate
it when it's used for a girl, b/c it sounds so masculine. It doesn't
sound like a name, more like a job. "Honey, when's the Tyler (tiler)
coming to tile our new bathroom floor?"
- I'm a
little more lenient with Tyler because a while ago I met a Tyler who I
fell crazy in love with. I still don't like the name though. It makes
me think of an 8-year-old boy on a skateboard thowing stuff at his
neighbors.
- hyperactive
four-year-old who loudly demands some neon-colored sugary cereal in the
store and when he doesn't get it, falls over on the floor, banging his
head and screaming fit to wake the dead.
- Tyler/Cody/other
little kid names: They sound like Wild West
book characters.
- I dislike
this name because it makes me think of, well, someone who tiles floors
for a living and what not. In other words, someone who has a low paying
job, lower class. Names ending with the “er” sound
as if
the parent is illiterate and can’t speak or right properly.
Plus
it’s too over used.
- There are
way to many Tylers around
- for
a
boy or a girl. I don't like the
"er" sound at the end of names. I
grew up in the South and Edna was Edner, Wilma was Wilmer, etc. Get the
picture.
- Tyler/any
variation thereof: Pure white
trash
Tyson:
Mike
Tyson, the boxer who likes to chomp people's ears off.
Valentin: How cruel, your boy's
going to be associated with cupids
and Valentine's day the rest of his life.
Venus Venus is an
overplayed and silly name. Now that we have
the tennis player, this should be the last we hear of this name. Venus
is a fiery goddess, a fiery planet, and a injury prone tennis star. The
name begins with "ven," the beginning of venial, which is not a good
quality to promote in a child. There a venial sins and mortal sins.
There shouldn't be venial children.
Vicky- Rhymes with
“icky”, “yicky”,
“picky”, “quicky”,
“hickey”,
“dicky”, “sicky”,
etc… you get the idea.
Victoria It sounds so
old-fashioned and snobby and sounds like a
British royalty name.
Vinnie:
The
attorney general's office announced today that
they are charging Vinnie Spumoni, 46, with the execution-style slaying
of Mafia rival Tony the Turk Turciotti last month. mr. Spumoni
maintains his innocence.
Waldo
-
Although there was the famous transcendentalist
Ralph Waldo Emerson, Waldo itself is, although unique, a quite odd
name. I know a Waldo, and everyone always laughs to no end if someone
asks where he is. "Where's Waldo?" Please. This is too common a problem
for someone named Waldo.
Wallace/Wally You
might not even consider this a name. Is
it enough to say it USED to be mine? perhaps I should explain -
remember the "where's wally" books? so does everyone else
Warren It
starts with the word war. I can't think of any
nicknames and in my opinion, everyone should have a nickname; it makes
them more approachable.
Wilbur/Wilmer/Wilma:
Reminds
me of Mr. Ed -
"WILLL-BURRRRR!" Will is fine, but that BERR or MERR sound is really
vile.
William (Bill/Will) This
name is way too popular and
boring at the same time. It's also a word used in everyday language.
And getting bills isn't a good thing.
Willie: Slang
for penis.
Wilma
- The person
who wanted to make a feminine for William probably had good intentions,
but somewhere something went terribly wrong.
- The
nasal-voiced wife on the Flintstones........it is the archetypal name
of a nagging wife.
Winifred:
How feminine is it to have
“Fred” in your name?
Winnie: Conjures images of
either Winnie the Pooh or the annoying
girl from the Wonder Years. I’m not sure which connotation is
worse.
Xander. I don't think a name
gets any more white trash, other than
maybe Bubba.
Zachary/Zac/Zach/Zackery/Zack
- sounds
like something green and slimy you try not to step into.
- Oh no,
another child named Zachary! But don't worry, there are so many
nickname options, including Zach, Zack, Zak, and Zac!
- -It sounds
very childish, and also like the main character of Saved By The Bell.
'Nuff said.
Zephyr.
Seriously,
can you picture a normal person named Zephyr. This one
should stay on zebras.
Zoe
- Sounds too
much like "zoo."
- Picture
little Zoe as a 60 year old woman. Also, it looks like toe, which isn't
the best connotation. And it just sounds stupid.
- I
personally find this name very empty and uninteresting.
- I find
this name to be unoriginal and way overused. -It is derived from the
Greek Zoi, meaning life, but I never see it spelled that way, I only
ever see these common spelyngs: Zöe, Zoë, Xoe, Zowie
and
Zoey. Zoe, however it is spelled, is like the next Kayla, MacKenzie or
Madison. It gained popularity for being unique, and now it's just
common.
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DISCLAIMER: Just because these names are on this page
doesn't mean the
names are not good, special, or otherwise valid to others out there.
Whether or not you like a name is purely subjective. This page tries to
allow people to express their opinions about names that THEY (and in
some cases ONLY THEY) dislike. In fact, if you look on the Your
Favorite
Names page, most of them have
been submitted there as well.
These are not necessarily MY opinions, rather those of contributors,
copied and pasted verbatim, spelling errors and all. Some of *my*
favorite names are even on here, too (what's wrong with Julian, Bess
and Judy?!?)! Please do not e-mail me if you disagree.
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